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    Default Tourist killed by jet blast at St Maarten



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    I've been there and the lady must have been drunk. My Bae held the fence fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeefStew25 View Post
    I've been there and the lady must have been drunk. My Bae held the fence fine.
    lol drunk in St Maarten? no, couldn't be. Not like there's a beach bar 10 yards away.


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    lol drunk in St Maarten? no, couldn't be. Not like there's a beach bar 10 yards away.
    Like hammered. The jet blast is hard but not that hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeefStew25 View Post
    Like hammered. The jet blast is hard but not that hard.
    people die in resorts trying to do some dumb stuff, alcohol/drugs/stupidity are 100% the cause.


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    I take the fat out of the pan once no longer hot, smear it all over my genitals, then enter consenting people with my tumescent member.

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    Sucks because now I bet a giant fence etc it going up.

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    never thought about that, you could be right.


    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
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    I take the fat out of the pan once no longer hot, smear it all over my genitals, then enter consenting people with my tumescent member.

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    Have you been there Weaz?

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    nope, just always found that landing area fascinating.


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    Used to be a road in Denver (Moline Rd) that was at the end of one of the runways at the old Stapleton Airport. We'd go out there all the time to watch planes land and takeoff. It was glorious. I swear, if I was as tall as Beef I could have touched the bottom of planes they were so close.

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    The locals there always get a 6 pack and go sit on the curb and watch people get wrecked. There is a curb on the other side there of the fence that tons of people get split open on. I held the fence once, shit was loud, didnt ever want to do it again. Now Ill have a drink w the locals and watch the drunk idiots get wrecked too, when I am not in the mood for old naked peeps on the french side.
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    Calgary used to be like that as well, many years ago.


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    nope, just always found that landing area fascinating.
    Put it on the bucket list. It has everything.

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    The hotel nearest the runway is dead in the summer. You can get a room for like $109. Casino up the hill. I want to go back.

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    Just looked, average flight was $1400, nah


    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
    Effing school zones suck. It's only a matter of time before I get nailed in one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis View Post
    I take the fat out of the pan once no longer hot, smear it all over my genitals, then enter consenting people with my tumescent member.

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