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    Happy belated Birthday!

    A math joke for you:

    Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NightTrainLayne View Post
    Happy belated Birthday!

    A math joke for you:

    Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
    That joke was all over Laplace.

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    Happy Belated B Day buddy!
    Bill Williamson:

    "The Broncos went from one of the more attractive organizations in the NFL to one in total disarray. McDaniels will go down as one of the most reviled figures in Denver sports history".

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    I've got a math joke too.



    Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 8 9.
    Let's Rid3!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazoe60 View Post
    I've got a math joke too.



    Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 8 9.
    I find your joke to be consistent and well-formed with nonnegative eigenvalues.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sting
    "You know cos I just lost my parents--both my parents died in the same year...to this day, people come up to me and say 'my dad died and that album really meant a lot to me,' which is very nourishing {pats heart} for a songwriter to hear that your songs have a utility beyond just their own solace, that it actually helps other people."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgdriver View Post
    I find your joke to be consistent and well-formed with nonnegative eigenvalues.
    I find your comment to be confusing and over my head.
    Let's Rid3!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazoe60 View Post
    I find your comment to be confusing and over my head.
    Oh, right. It has a mediocre wOBA and 0 to negative WAR. If still too dense: a barely effective bunt.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sting
    "You know cos I just lost my parents--both my parents died in the same year...to this day, people come up to me and say 'my dad died and that album really meant a lot to me,' which is very nourishing {pats heart} for a songwriter to hear that your songs have a utility beyond just their own solace, that it actually helps other people."

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    Hope you have lots of presents and lots of cake! Happy Blessed Birthday!
    April Showers and Easter!

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