Thread: Happy Birthday Dapper Dan

sorry you lost on your birthday - did you bang any hockey whores?

Originally Posted by Von Kinger

sorry you lost on your birthday - did you bang any hockey whores?

I don't think so. But a strange girl tried to hit on me while my friend was getting us shots. When he came back she said "Oh, he's with you. And left." I guess we looked like a gay couple. Idk. Her legs looked like cottage cheese. Her and another girl was with an old man. I think they might have been prostitutes.

Originally Posted by Dapper Dan

Thanks guys. I got drunk in Nashville and passed out in a Walmart parking lot.

thats the stuff of legends

Happy Belated Double D wherever you may be.