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    sorry you lost on your birthday - did you bang any hockey whores?
    I never treated you like a hype man!

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    #thatboydead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Kinger View Post
    sorry you lost on your birthday - did you bang any hockey whores?
    I don't think so. But a strange girl tried to hit on me while my friend was getting us shots. When he came back she said "Oh, he's with you. And left." I guess we looked like a gay couple. Idk. Her legs looked like cottage cheese. Her and another girl was with an old man. I think they might have been prostitutes.
    Now choke on that, slapnuts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dapper Dan View Post
    Thanks guys. I got drunk in Nashville and passed out in a Walmart parking lot.
    thats the stuff of legends
    • "My dream is for Slim and Dave to gain that biblical knowledge at the same time." Spiker
    • "Elections are coming down to who promises the most "free" shit to the largest group of the least deserving." Chazoe60
    • "I reject the implication that lube and pink dildos aren't useful." Buff
    • "Franchise Tagged Lives Matter..but not as much as guaranteed money." Jaded
    • "If I had to choose which turd I was going to be forced to eat, I'd probably rather the one with a little seasoning on it." CoachChaz

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    Happy Belated Double D wherever you may be.

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