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  1. #16
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    sorry you lost on your birthday - did you bang any hockey whores?
    Quote Originally Posted by underrated29 View Post
    Holy shitballs Im ******
    I wont anymore. Just reading I can read and understand but chris tucker ajd jackie chan right now but not mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Kinger View Post
    sorry you lost on your birthday - did you bang any hockey whores?
    I don't think so. But a strange girl tried to hit on me while my friend was getting us shots. When he came back she said "Oh, he's with you. And left." I guess we looked like a gay couple. Idk. Her legs looked like cottage cheese. Her and another girl was with an old man. I think they might have been prostitutes.
    Now choke on that, slapnuts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dapper Dan View Post
    Thanks guys. I got drunk in Nashville and passed out in a Walmart parking lot.
    thats the stuff of legends

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    Happy Belated Double D wherever you may be.

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