No dude with 12 inch thighs could whip an egg, let alone me.
But don't take me too seriously, I'm only having fun. I don't care for man buns, but it's not like a have any emotional reaction when I see one.
I'm not one to judge, I was photographed more than once with a mullet. Old men mocked my hair at one time. I can remember walking down the street with my buddy at the age of 15 and some old fart says "ya can't even tell the boys from the girls anymore", then without missing a beat my buddy fires back, "it's easy, the boys have balls!"
Oh and furthermore, I drive a truck not a car.