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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
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    Does the ref carry a bag of spare pucks like how a ump carries baseballs?
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    no, they drop a new one from the roof. Like bubble hockey


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    no, they drop a new one from the roof. Like bubble hockey
    I want to be serous here. I have so many hockey logistic questions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeefStew25 View Post
    I want to be serous here. I have so many hockey logistic questions.
    Let's do this. They keep them at the scorers table/booth and hand them to the refs when another is needed.

    Remember when Fox had the puck tracker for a while? That thing was hideous but maybe could have been better if it weren't so distracting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buff View Post
    Let's do this. They keep them at the scorers table/booth and hand them to the refs when another is needed.

    Remember when Fox had the puck tracker for a while? That thing was hideous but maybe could have been better if it weren't so distracting.
    That puck tracker was terrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davii View Post
    That puck tracker was terrible.
    It was too distracting. I wouldn't mind seeing some version of it repurposed for shots on goal only - it was kind of cool to instantly see how fast the shot was, and that's really the only time I ever lose the puck momentarily.

    I remember the Avalanche couldn't kill the lights for their intro during the playoffs because it messed with Fox's infrared cameras.
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    yeah, the extra pucks are kept cold in the scorekeepers area. The pucks are kept cold because once the warm up they get bouncy.

    The ref's always keep a set of balls in their pants though.


    The Fox puck tracker. LMAO This is the broadcasting that repeatedly state how they can tell what kind of pitch was thrown by looking at the way the seams turn on a ball going between 70-100 mph but they couldn't see a black ******* puck on white ice.


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