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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoWave View Post
    "Years ago", like the fight he got into with someone at his brother's high school football game this past fall?
    Actually, years ago is a relative term. Yes, a year is 365.25 days here on earth, but its only 87.969 earth days on Mercury.

    https://www.universetoday.com/13943/mercury/

    So from the standpoint of Mercurians, this incident happened 2 1/2 years ago
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    I wonder what the legal drinking age is on Mercury.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    I wonder what the legal drinking age is on Mercury.
    Considering that it’s recommended that humans not drink alcohol in hot weather because it actually dehydrates us, we might be forbidden to drink it on Mercury. However, Mercurians may have an entirely different biological makeup. Therefore, they may not get drunk drinking alcohol, they may party hard with water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FanInAZ View Post
    Considering that it’s recommended that humans not drink alcohol in hot weather because it actually dehydrates us, we might be forbidden to drink it on Mercury. However, Mercurians may have an entirely different biological makeup. Therefore, they may not get drunk drinking alcohol, they may party hard with water.
    Did they legalize marijuana?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Did they legalize marijuana?
    They've banned the importation of non-indigenous drugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    I wonder what the legal drinking age is on Mercury.
    Well, since there's no atmosphere on Mercury, if somebody tried to tell you you wouldn't be able to hear them!

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