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  1. 04-28-2017, 07:49 AM #1
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    Default Welcome to the Denver Broncos- Garett Bolles

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    He is so meathead. And I love it.
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    Fun fact of the day- Russell Okung is making more this season than Garett Bolles will over the next 4 seasons.
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    Beat some ass, Garrett.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziggy View Post
    Fun fact of the day- Russell Okung is making more this season than Garett Bolles will over the next 5 seasons.
    And Bolles will be better, salary adjusted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeefStew25 View Post
    He is so meathead. And I love it.
    Total meathead. Reminds of Gronk.
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    Baddest mutha ****a available. No doubt about it. Great pick up! This guys gonna be a legend
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    9 on the wonderlic. hey you. don't let that guy touch that other guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    Total meathead. Reminds of Gronk.
    We're not asking him to be a NASA engineer, just to beat some ass (as long as no penalties).

    Also, being he's a Mormon, we know he won't go out and get drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    We're not asking him to be a NASA engineer, just to beat some ass (as long as no penalties).

    Also, being he's a Mormon, we know he won't go out and get drunk.
    Hardest drinkers I've ever seen are Mormons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    We're not asking him to be a NASA engineer, just to beat some ass (as long as no penalties).

    Also, being he's a Mormon, we know he won't go out and get drunk.
    If you need someone to beat some ass, a meathead is the way to go.

    Plus, he has a cute kid. I liked that moment last night. It was cool.
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    Welcome to the Broncos, Meatfasa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    If you need someone to beat some ass, a meathead is the way to go.

    Plus, he has a cute kid. I liked that moment last night. It was cool.
    his kid is the best thing that's ever happened to him in the last 4 months.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BeefStew25 View Post
    9 on the wonderlic. hey you. don't let that guy touch that other guy.
    I have heard he has a learning disability, but can't find anything documented .
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