A few associated thoughts:
1) Those have to be really tough bedsheets to suspend a man that large. I'm sure he dropped weight in prison but he was still one tall SOB.
2) Athletes tell us one of the little tortures they endure is normal-sized beds in hotels. Their feet often must dangle off the end because the bed is not built for somebody 6-1/2 feet. Wouldn't surprise me if the thought of a life sentence in a too-short bed helped to push him over the edge.
3) Will former roommate Tim Tebow attend the funeral? Will former coach Urban Meyer? Will there be more Patriots at his funeral than will attend the Trump White House?
4) How many dimbulb losers will wear Hernandez jerseys at the funeral service?