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    A few associated thoughts:

    1) Those have to be really tough bedsheets to suspend a man that large. I'm sure he dropped weight in prison but he was still one tall SOB.

    2) Athletes tell us one of the little tortures they endure is normal-sized beds in hotels. Their feet often must dangle off the end because the bed is not built for somebody 6-1/2 feet. Wouldn't surprise me if the thought of a life sentence in a too-short bed helped to push him over the edge.

    3) Will former roommate Tim Tebow attend the funeral? Will former coach Urban Meyer? Will there be more Patriots at his funeral than will attend the Trump White House?

    4) How many dimbulb losers will wear Hernandez jerseys at the funeral service?
    I miss the old Mile High Stadium.

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    Cause of suicide... . Bed too small lol

    I wonder if he recorded some tapes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeHoof View Post



    4) How many dimbulb losers will wear Hernandez jerseys at the funeral service?

    2, the Pouncey brothers

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    Too soon?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis View Post
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    Naaa.
    The guy was a ******* animal.
    Should have been put down anyway.

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    Adam Schefter‏Verified account @AdamSchefter 3h

    Adam Schefter Retweeted Brian Murphy

    One of Aaron Hernandez's representatives:

    Brian Murphy‏ @A1Murph 3h

    Absolutely no chance he took his own life. Chico was not a saint, but my family and I loved him and he would never take his own life.

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    Carol are you glad he offed himself

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    Quote Originally Posted by GEM View Post
    Further proof of just what an effing piece of shit he was. 2 days ago his 4 yr old daughter was in the courtroom. What an incredibly stupid, selfish piece of human trash.
    Say that to his face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denver Native (Carol) View Post
    Adam Schefter‏Verified account @AdamSchefter 3h

    Adam Schefter Retweeted Brian Murphy

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    Brian Murphy‏ @A1Murph 3h

    Absolutely no chance he took his own life. Chico was not a saint, but my family and I loved him and he would never take his own life.
    So they're saying someone got into his cell and hung him? Uh-huh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Wilson 4 Mayor View Post
    So they're saying someone got into his cell and hung him? Uh-huh
    not likely, but if so... AWESOME!


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    Quote Originally Posted by BeefStew25 View Post
    Say that to his face.
    I would have, then I would have ran and left him hanging.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GEM View Post
    I would have, then I would have ran and left him hanging.

    GEM, rumor has it that you are very good at leaving men hanging.

    Too bad she doesn't cheer for the Patriots dressed like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeHoof View Post
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    4) How many dimbulb losers will wear Hernandez jerseys at the funeral service?
    Hopefully NONE. Hopefully, no one attends but his family and gangster friends.
    Too bad she doesn't cheer for the Patriots dressed like this

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    Too soon?
    Not soon enough...;-)

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    Do you know what one prison guard said to the other prison guard?
























































    Watch your back, I heard Aaron Hernandez was hanging around near here.
    Let's Rid3!!!!

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