Thread: Pats give up 1st rounder for Brandin Cooks

Originally Posted by slim

I would drive all the way from AZ to punch you.

I would fly over just to Mexican bum wank you

Originally Posted by slim

I would drive all the way from AZ to punch you.

And just before you throw the punch I would drop trow and you'd be sucking away.

Originally Posted by Von Kinger

Swing hard, old man. Swing hard.

Von, I don't believe you understand the concept of being an ambulance chasing attorney? You're supposed to go to the hospital after the incident to talk to the injured people, not provoke people to injure you so you can sue them.

Originally Posted by MNPatsFan

Von, I don't believe you understand the concept of being an ambulance chasing attorney? You're supposed to go to the hospital after the incident to talk to the injured people, not provoke people to injure you so you can sue them.

He threatened me. Luckily for me he'll probably tear an ACL when he steps into the punch.

Originally Posted by WTE

And just before you throw the punch I would drop trow and you'd be sucking away.

You should leave these kind of jokes to me...you're really not very good at them.

Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis

I would fly over just to Mexican bum wank you

Are we still talking about fighting?

Originally Posted by slim

Are we still talking about fighting?

Nope

Hey WTE did you know only three players have had two consecutive seasons going 1,000 yards, 75 catches and 8 TDs.

Cooks is one of them, the others are OBJ and Brown.

Originally Posted by slim

Are we still talking about fighting?

I think we're talking about daddy and daddy wrestling without any clothes on.

Originally Posted by PatriotsGuy

Hey WTE did you know only three players have had two consecutive seasons going 1,000 yards, 75 catches and 8 TDs.

Cooks is one of them, the others are OBJ and Brown.

This is fake news. Demaryius Thomas did it three years in a row.

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

This is fake news. Demaryius Thomas did it three years in a row.

I would bet a lot of money that it's happened plenty of times.

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

This is fake news. Demaryius Thomas did it three years in a row.

B-Marsh did it two years in a row as well. TO had two different stretches of doing it 3 years in a row. Randy Moss also did it 3 years in a row. Talk about a ridiculously made up stat.

And Jerry Rice did it 7 years in a row.

Is Pags real name Donald?

Maybe he meant those are the only 3 players to do it the last 2 seasons? That must be it.