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    The pitchers and catchers for the Cleveland Indians and New York Mets report in 38 days.

    Who's ready for some "he's in the best shape of his life!" stories!?!
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    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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    Edwin was introduced in Cleveland today, apparently his contract has an attendance bonus included. I've not heard of that before.


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    The best thing that happened all offseason:

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    yeah thats too bad, I was really hoping someone would sign that guy. Now I'm scared he will sign a 1 year contract with the Jays.


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    yeah thats too bad, I was really hoping someone would sign that guy. Now I'm scared he will sign a 1 year contract with the Jays.
    I didn't realize its the last year a team can pick up a first rounder as compensation for a free agent. Apparently that's going away next year (later compensation than first round). Lots of the first round tendered players will still be left hanging out to dry this year.
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    yeah, thats why I think the Jays end up signing him for 1 year. They will wait as long as possible because they definitely want that pick, but if he doesn't sign, they will sign him to a "show me" deal.


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    Rockies going hard after relievers. That's probably a good thing. Until Coors strikes (hopefully it won't).
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    If they don't go all in on pitching, they are doing it wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    If they don't go all in on pitching, they are doing it wrong.
    And yet, this bullpen push is fairly new...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOtorboat View Post
    And yet, this bullpen push is fairly new...
    They went after quite a few last year, just the wrong few.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    They went after quite a few last year, just the wrong few.
    I feel like Dunn and Greg Holland (rumored to be in talks) are better than Qualls and Motte.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOtorboat View Post
    I feel like Dunn and Greg Holland (rumored to be in talks) are better than Qualls and Motte.
    I hope so!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    I hope so!
    One can hope. Spring is coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOtorboat View Post
    One can hope. Spring is coming.
    I am going to make time this year to take lil fatass to Salt River fields. Tax returns be damned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    I am going to make time this year to take lil fatass to Salt River fields. Tax returns be damned.
    You're a good man, slim.
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