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    Default The official teach Timmy about football thread

    Yashala has discovered my terrible secret. I dont watch the games. 10 years of posting here, and I finally want to fit in. I implore my fellow Bronco fans, errrr, I mean you football gurus, to impart your knowledge on this lowly mountain oaf. I will start with a few questions I have:

    1. Where does all that loose change go? Getting a quarter back, or a dime back or even a nickel back would be neat. Free money right? Is there a drawing every game to see who wins the money?

    2. In a line stunt, what sort of stunts are preformed? Are we talking cartwheels or do they jump cars with bikes afterwards or something? I don't think I've seen this part before.

    3. What breed works best for a "zone dog?" I would bet something fast would be best, maybe a greyhound.

    4. Are actual convicts used in a jailbreak blitz?

    5. To save money, why don't the Broncos only use free safetys? I mean, I understand having a strong one and all, but if the other guy will work for free, why pay the strong one? This business model is flawed.

    6. When a player gets a sack, whats in it? Potatoes? Or is it like a gift bag sorta thing?

    7. With all these shotguns and pistols around, isn't there a danger of somebody getting shot?

    8. What measurements does a player need to be considered as having a "tight end?"
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