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  1. 06-21-2016, 03:06 PM #1
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    Default Von To Get Nekkid For ESPN's Body Issue

    Taking overexposure to a new level...

    http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/vi...for-body-issue

    Antonio Brown and Vince Wilfork will also be posing.

    Hurry up and sign him, John.
    I miss the old Mile High Stadium.
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    The only thing missing is the QB money.
    "Tuning ... into each other ... lift all higher”
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    We still trading for kapernick?

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    They asked me to do the shoot a few times, ain't nobody got time for that.
    "Tuning ... into each other ... lift all higher”
    “I’m just different!”
    “ . . . Picture a cup in the middle of the sea”

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaneFalco View Post
    We still trading for kapernick?

    He doesn't look like that anymore. Couple pictures he looks like he's sick or something, really skinny.

    On another note, some jackass on facebook posted an article that the Broncos had traded Von for Kaep. I laughed at all the dumbasses who thought it was true.
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    gem likes that butt. Do you think he has tattoos on it?
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    If I looked like Von why even own clothes. He already had this moment. Click image for larger version.  Name: image-4289464314.jpg  Views: 21  Size: 21.3 KB  ID: 9132 Click image for larger version.  Name: image-207055049.jpg  Views: 19  Size: 3.8 KB  ID: 9134
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    I haven't seen anywhere in the news any 5 years olds chopping off their balls.
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    Oh my. This came up in search.

    Deep breaths, GEM...

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    I haven't seen anywhere in the news any 5 years olds chopping off their balls.
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    I prefer this one.

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    I haven't seen anywhere in the news any 5 years olds chopping off their balls.
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    He needs to get his nekkid ass to a ******* contact negotiation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomjonesrocks View Post
    Oh my. This came up in search.

    Deep breaths, GEM...

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    Lower....lower...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaneFalco View Post
    gem likes that butt. Do you think he has tattoos on it?
    I like big butts and i can't deny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GEM View Post
    I like big butts and i can't deny!
    I hope you're not quoting the song?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    I hope you're not quoting the song?
    What happens if I am? Eh ****....deny??? Where the **** did I get that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GEM View Post
    What happens if I am? Eh ****....deny??? Where the **** did I get that?
    "I like big butts and I cannot lie...you other brothers can't DENY"

    It's in there too.
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