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One of my favorite jokes.Originally Posted by MOtorboat
I was at the bar the other night with my buddy having some beers. We had been there a while when two large girls came up to the bar and ordered some drinks. I noticed when they ordered they both had strong accents so I said ‘Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?’ One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said ‘it’s WALES you idiot!!!’
So I immediately said ‘Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?’
Madam Chomp
Good thing they weren't two sharks :P
Prof Von HammurSchlong
Ireland and Sweden tied up 1-1 at the moment with 20 minutes of regulation left. Sadly for Ireland they actually gave Sweden their score by the Ireland player making a boneheaded mistake.
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Way to choke, Belgium.
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They're soft.
Crown Royal on the rocks
They have a lot of good players, but man do they seem to choke at big moments. Kind of like Tottenham.....
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They do. I know the feeling well. Both of our teams need an enforcer or two. Arsenal is soft as well.
Prof Von HammurSchlong
Austria and Hungary have just kicked off.
Prof Von HammurSchlong
Hungary scored in the 63rd minute. 1-0 lead over Austria.
To make things worse for Austria they are now a man down due to one of their guys receiving a red card.
Last edited by Northman; 06-14-2016 at 12:25 PM.
Prof Von HammurSchlong
I have no idea how that guy from Hungary is still walking. His ankle got all kinds of twisted the wrong way. lol
And like that Hungary scores again in the 86th minute. 2-0 Hungary.
NSFW
Iceland.
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Wright Thompson on Cristiano Ronaldo. Amazing, as usual.
http://www.espnfc.com/blog/espn-fc-u...er-really-knew
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Prof Von HammurSchlong
Well, Austria was favored and lost so Iceland has a chance if they can get by Portugal.
Prof Von HammurSchlong
Great save by the Iceland goalie. Ronaldo put that pass right on the mark.
Prof Von HammurSchlong
Goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Portugal leads 1-0.
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