Thread: Happy Birthday Buff

Originally Posted by GEM

I haven't seen anywhere in the news any 5 years olds chopping off their balls.

*The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

Originally Posted by Buff

What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

The Plan at the moment:

Draft: Trade a 3rd and 6th this year to a team to move up and get a 2nd next year (this will happen).

Players I want:
Jake Ferguson (Jake Butt) or Jelani Woods or Jeremy Ruckert or Cade Otten (owen daniels) at TE- All 4th rd or later.
Troy Anderson LB 3rd/4th rd (yay Timmy!)
Neil Farrell, JR DL- run stuffer- bye purcell

Originally Posted by Timmy!

Effing school zones suck. It's only a matter of time before I get nailed in one.

Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis

I take the fat out of the pan once no longer hot, smear it all over my genitals, then enter consenting people with my tumescent member.

April Showers and Easter!