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    Default Welcome Lexi

    Everyone say hi to lexidoesphonechat.

    Lexi - tell us about yourself.
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    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....

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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    Everyone say hi to lexidoesphonechat.

    Lexi - tell us about yourself.
    Uh, wut?

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    Joes balls are starting to ache
    Tuff Buff
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    You start with a half pint of beer, you must take two drinks, add something and pass it on!! One day we had all sorts in there, and my mate squatted in a massive log, the next guy never took two drinks and added to it - he necked the whole thing, chewed down that turd!
    He was pretty famous after that

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    Lexi is a huge slut.
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    Timmy's right
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    Nostratimmy was right again. All hail nostratimmy.
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    Iím the hobbit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by underrated29 View Post
    Joes balls are starting to ache
    Man - I'm not going to live this down, am I? It's not quite as good as GEM's chainsaw comment, but...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoJoe View Post
    Uh, wut?
    Lexi is our newest member.

    Please say something inappropriate to welcome Lexi...
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    What is all this about Joe's balls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    What is all this about Joe's balls?
    I missed this too. Did his wife drop her purse injuring them?
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    Timmy's right
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    Nostratimmy was right again. All hail nostratimmy.
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    Iím the hobbit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
    I missed this too. Did his wife drop her purse injuring them?
    IDK, but it seems that ur has intimate knowledge of his marbles
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    What is all this about Joe's balls?
    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
    I missed this too. Did his wife drop her purse injuring them?
    My balls ache when I get sick. It's weird, I know, but it happens.

    Hi Lexi -

    Can I have your number? I want to pass it on to a friend that likes dogs, and I'm hoping you can sway him away from bestiality.

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    Ok, so she (?) has an interesting profile:

    About Lexidoesphonechat
    Biography:
    Call sexy lexi - pre-paid, no-strings, phone sex.
    ORDER INSTANTLY ONLINE OR CALL THE ORDER HOTLINE
    http://lexidoesphonesex.com
    (+1)8443115154 USA
    (+44)03300101409 UK
    Interests:
    Phone

    Dave? She has a UK number...

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    Sounds like a nice girl.
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    Anyone want to click on that link and/or call the number and report?

    We'd all appreciate your efforts. I'm thinking MO should be our guinea pig.

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    As an obvious NFL fan, I bet she likes to watch hard kocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoJoe View Post
    Anyone want to click on that link and/or call the number and report?

    We'd all appreciate your efforts. I'm thinking MO should be our guinea pig.
    I think MO is the right man for the job.

    MO, let's make phone sex great again.
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    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....

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