The Plan at the moment:
Draft: Trade a 3rd and 6th this year to a team to move up and get a 2nd next year (this will happen).
Players I want:
Jake Ferguson (Jake Butt) or Jelani Woods or Jeremy Ruckert or Cade Otten (owen daniels) at TE- All 4th rd or later.
Troy Anderson LB 3rd/4th rd (yay Timmy!)
Neil Farrell, JR DL- run stuffer- bye purcell
My wife and I are friends with a sorta Hippie couple that kept chickens for a while. They originally got them to keep their sheep pasture tick-free, as apparently chickens will eat ticks for as long as you let them. That's a big plus side, right there, as ticks in Upstate NY carry Lyme disease.
Some things to consider;
They smell.
They are friggin LOUD
Roosters are pretty mean
Chickens only lay eggs for a short time but can live for years. If you are prepared to deal with beheading the chickens when their egg-laying days are done, rock on. Please don't be an animal rights douche that floods no-kill shelters with urban chickens.
Our hippie friends recommend making sort of a collar out of old Pepsi bottles that you slip over the chicken's head when his or her "bad day" arrives. Makes it fairly easy to lop off their heads with little risk of chopping off your fingers. They made one that could deal with six at a time.
“What fresh hell is this?”
"A man who picks a cat up by the tail learns something which he can learn in no other way." - Mark Twain
Well done!
The rest of you need to take lessons from this man.
Roosters will not be happening. No matter what. I am not dealing with their cockadoodling in the morning. Plus, she was attacked by a rooster when she was a child and she hates them- also slightly afraid of them. I feel I have enough ammo to sufficiently over rule she and my son on the fowl.
I heard to kill the chicken you just grab it by the neck and twirl it around in the air a few times. Breaks their necks. Kills instantly. Then one can move to the rest.
The Plan at the moment:
Draft: Trade a 3rd and 6th this year to a team to move up and get a 2nd next year (this will happen).
Players I want:
Jake Ferguson (Jake Butt) or Jelani Woods or Jeremy Ruckert or Cade Otten (owen daniels) at TE- All 4th rd or later.
Troy Anderson LB 3rd/4th rd (yay Timmy!)
Neil Farrell, JR DL- run stuffer- bye purcell
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