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    A 12-year-old Indian girl has an ant problem. Hundreds of them continue to live inside her head, with a dozen or so emerging from her ears every day, despite repeated attempts to kill the colony.

    Doctors have pulled hundreds of the big ants — dead and alive — from Shreya Darji’s ears since the girl from Deesa, Gujarat, complained of ear pain last August.

    They’ve tried filling her ears with antiseptic to drown the things and have repeatedly tried to find the queen ant with laparoscopic cameras. The family has even gone to witch doctors, but the ants keep reproducing.

    “The girl’s case is very challenging for me, as I have never seen such a case, nor found it in medical history,” Dr. Jawahar Talsania told the Times of India. “The big ants must be biting her, but the girl did not feel pain inside her ears. Besides, there was no damage inside her ear.”

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    Poor girl. That is some effed up shit. That is like a torture.

    Id much rather get bit by a ton of ants or have my pinky cut off then have a fvcking ant colony living inside my head and have them crawling out of my ears every so often.


    Im surprised they didnt just hook her up to an oxygen mask and put her in a gas chamber full of CO2 and suffocate them, since obviously the drowning doesnt work, remove all the air. We should ask Buff, he did some weird thing with his ears and said he could hear like spiderman for a couple of days.
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    At least she has an Indian doctor, they're good.
    Let's Rid3!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by underrated29 View Post
    Poor girl. That is some effed up shit. That is like a torture.

    Id much rather get bit by a ton of ants or have my pinky cut off then have a fvcking ant colony living inside my head and have them crawling out of my ears every so often.


    Im surprised they didnt just hook her up to an oxygen mask and put her in a gas chamber full of CO2 and suffocate them, since obviously the drowning doesnt work, remove all the air. We should ask Buff, he did some weird thing with his ears and said he could hear like spiderman for a couple of days.
    The lack of oxygen might do damage to her flesh

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazoe60 View Post
    At least she has an Indian doctor, they're good.
    I think she's from India, so it would make sense


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    I think she's from India, so it would make sense


    I was thinking the same thing!
    (the previous comment was not directed at any particular individual and was not intended to slander,disrespect or offend any reader of said statement)

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazoe60 View Post
    At least she has an Indian doctor, they're good.

    The good Indian Doctors come here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NightTrainLayne View Post
    The good Indian Doctors come here.
    very true... we have a ton of them as well


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