They're so inept they probably won't even make it on the field, they'll tie each others laces together or something.
Cam will dab on Peyton's grave after a Luke Keuchly sack literally splits him in half.
This year's Broncos just couldn't let well enough alone and had to up past Broncos blow-outs by securing EVERY SB record in the books. Tragically, this leads to what becomes known forevermore as "The Perfect Game."
It all starts at the coin toss and Denver should have left at that point. Carolina wins and defers their kick off. Before the clock ticks 14:59 the Panthers are up 6-0 and puts the boot to the Broncos neck by increasing the score by 2. They end the game 96-0 having scored 12 TDs and converting ALL 2 pt opportunities. The ONLY good thing Denver can look at is the vaunted defense held the Carolina offense to only 4 TDs.
During the off-season the Broncos push for a mercy rule to prevent such humiliating defeats in the future. Unfortunately, the other owners don't feel the Broncos pain as the idea crashes and burns just like the Broncos in the SB.
I'm still gonna watch the game. We'll lose, I'm just pulling for the broncos to play a good game.
I got hammered last night and was talking shit on a panther website.
Are you guys in Denver going to meet the bodies when they send them back?
Pretty much knew this was going to happen, and was cheering like mad for the Cardinals
Peyton left his ortho shoes at home and won't even be able to take the field.
Right after we kick off to Carolina a localized earthquake opens a hole under our entire defense and special teams swallowing them into the earth. With only our offense to play both ways and unable to kick or punt we quickly find ourselves down 21 to zip in the first 5 minutes. Manning becomes the first player to throw and catch an interception from his qb/ilb role he is forced to play. In the last minutes of the game Von finally digs himself out of the chasm the d was sucked into and sacks Derek Anderson from behind stripping the ball and scoring a td, only to have the play nullified for 12 men on the field. Carolina wins 229 to zero in the most lopsided score in football history.
Cam Newton is going to score 21 points playing defense. He's going to sack Peyton Manning 5 times and intercept 3 passes which he will return for TDs. He will also score 21 points all by himself while the Carolina offense takes a nap under the stands.
Cam's going to put his junk on Vons face
I'm not going to watch this inevitable trainwreck.
I'm going to PVR it so that I can fast forward the game and watch the commercials.
"Chickens are dope..." - Von Miller
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