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    Default Lawrence Phillips is PLAYING POSSUM!!!

    the title say's it all


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    5 stars.
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    He's doing it wrong.
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    Quality thread here!
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    Who is Lawrence Phillips, and when did he get injured? Hope he is ready for the steelers this weekend if a thread is being made about him.
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    I can't decide until I know his three cone drill time and the possum's 40 time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by olathebroncofan View Post
    Who is Lawrence Phillips, and when did he get injured? Hope he is ready for the steelers this weekend if a thread is being made about him.
    He won't be ready. He'll be taking a dirt nap.
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    Well, I was going to do a Maurice Clarrett is PLAYING POSSUM!!! thread but this will suffice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DenBronx View Post
    Well, I was going to do a Maurice Clarrett is PLAYING POSSUM!!! thread but this will suffice.
    Good thing you didn't. This thread is funnier than that one would have been.
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    making light of the recently deceased is what it's all about
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    Is David bowie and Alan Rickman playing possum as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis View Post
    Is David bowie and Alan Rickman playing possum as well?
    Completely inappropriate you insensitive jerk
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