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  1. 11-26-2015, 10:15 AM #1
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    Default Happy Thanksgiving to all down south

    don't kill each other at the mall tomorrow!


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    Happy Thursday, Canada!
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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    don't kill each other at the mall tomorrow!
    Whats this mall you speak of?
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    Where's the zombie outbreak when you need one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northman View Post
    Where's the zombie outbreak when you need one?
    LMAO I would lose my ******* mind in there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    LMAO I would lose my ******* mind in there.
    No chance I would walk in there. Nope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aberdien View Post
    Happy Thursday, Canada!
    actually American Thanksgiving is basically a day off at work in Canada, it's like a bonus holiday as hardly anyone works.


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    actually American Thanksgiving is basically a day off at work in Canada, it's like a bonus holiday as hardly anyone works.
    Why is that? Respect for your continent bretheren?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aberdien View Post
    Why is that? Respect for your continent bretheren?
    Because socialism
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    Quote Originally Posted by aberdien View Post
    Why is that? Respect for your continent bretheren?
    Basically we do so much business and trade between the two countries that when the US is off, things slow down. That may not be the case everywhere but in Southern Alberta it definitely is. Heck a lot of the bars are packed with the football games on and they all server Turkey dinner.


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    I told you guys not to kill each other! People are crazy lol

    http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/World/2.../22577459.html
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