Thread: Aging Peyton Manning Now Forced To Take Field With Assistance Dog

Can we dump this thread please?

I don't view Manning as a Bronco, he's a rental. He is a Colt who brought us a few good years we probably wouldnt have had ifvl he had not come here. I view him as one of the best of all time who should garner respect, not some dumb ******* idiot at the onion who couldnt hold Mannings jock on or off the field writing some piece like that. He deserves a hell of alot better. Manning is right up there with Elway as one of the goat, he's breaking down, which I'm sure is bothering enough as it is without seeing shit like this article. Just because he makes millions dont mean the guy dont have feelings.

The Onion is one of my favorite site, but this one didn't make me laugh. I'm not bothered by it, I'm just not laughing.

...the 2-year-old Labrador retriever... can recognize all of Manning’s voice commands and hand signals at the line of scrimmage....Scout will make sure Peyton can move around slowly and securely... and he’s trained to bark if there’s a defender blitzing Peyton’s blind side....

Wow, 4 of our 5 starting linemen can only (occasionally) manage that last one; this dog's already made the team better.

I can see a chef fan or a raider troll coming in here and posting that.....but a supposed Bronco fan? You gotta be kidding me. Onion article or not, why would Broncos fans

find humor in Mannings age and injury? I guess thats the new generation of Bronco fan......which to me aint a fandom worth spit.

Sorry. I aint here to win points.

The Onion is one of the all time stupidest websites but I cant understand anyone getting butt hurt over that. Its a joke. Lighten up folks

Originally Posted by Denver Native (Carol)

It's none of your business what my thoughts are on it.

Edited. Not worth it.

Originally Posted by GEM

I don't view Manning as a Bronco, he's a rental. He is a Colt who brought us a few good years we probably wouldnt have had ifvl he had not come here. I view him as one of the best of all time who should garner respect, not some dumb ******* idiot at the onion who couldnt hold Mannings jock on or off the field writing some piece like that. He deserves a hell of alot better. Manning is right up there with Elway as one of the goat, he's breaking down, which I'm sure is bothering enough as it is without seeing shit like this article. Just because he makes millions dont mean the guy dont have feelings.

The onion makes fun of literally everyone. It's not like they are singling out Manning. I think you're overreacting, GEM.

Originally Posted by SR

Edited. Not worth it.

I would have kept that post up if I were you. Needed to be said.

Originally Posted by BroncoWave

I would have kept that post up if I were you. Needed to be said.

I know but I don't feel like being chastised by GEM and whoever else.

I dont think people understand that it isnt a real article. lol

Originally Posted by Northman

I dont think people understand that it isnt a real article. lol

I think people actually do understand that it's satire and they are STILL offended by it. Blows my mind.

Originally Posted by GEM

I don't view Manning as a Bronco, he's a rental. He is a Colt who brought us a few good years we probably wouldnt have had ifvl he had not come here. I view him as one of the best of all time who should garner respect, not some dumb ******* idiot at the onion who couldnt hold Mannings jock on or off the field writing some piece like that. He deserves a hell of alot better. Manning is right up there with Elway as one of the goat, he's breaking down, which I'm sure is bothering enough as it is without seeing shit like this article. Just because he makes millions dont mean the guy dont have feelings.

While i cant change your mind about this particular article it should be pointed out that The Onion does this to anyone and everyone. I think people are overreacting a bit here personally.

Originally Posted by Northman

I dont think people understand that it isnt a real article. lol

lol...no doubt! People taking this wayyyyyyy too ******* serious. The onion is a spoof rag written by a bunch of dorks with too much time on their hands

I thought it was funny.
He could have used a couple of assistance dogs on Sunday to keep Houston and Hali off his ass because the O-Line obviously couldn't.