MO's Week 1 viewers guide:
All times Central
Thursday, Sept. 3
Michigan at Utah, FS1, 7:30 p.m. - Jim Harbaugh is going to lose his first game after months of massive hype. Devontae Booker can run.
TCU at Minnesota, ESPN, 8 p.m. - The Trevone Boykin Heisman campaign begins. But it's on the road on a Thursday. Intrigue.
Friday, Sept. 4
Colorado at Hawai'i, CBSSN, midnight - What the **** else are you going to be doing at midnight on a Friday morning for 4 hours?
Washington at Boise State, ESPN, 9:15 p.m. - Chris Petersen returns to the blue carpet and loses. Badly.
Saturday, Sept 5
Stanford at Northwestern, ESPN, 11 a.m. - Smart kids playing OK football.
BYU at Nebraska, ABC, 2:30 p.m. - Upset alert. The Taysom Hill Heisman campaign begins.
Arizona State at Texas A&M, ESPN, 6 p.m. - Two of the more intriguing "dark horse" candidates to win their respective conference divisions in divisions where the winner has a good chance at representing its conference in the College Football Playoff on Ndw Year's Eve. Arizona State is uber talented.
Alabama at Wisconsin, ABC, 7 p.m. - Tune in briefly - but keep the recall button handy for the previously mentioned game. Alabama should win easily, but Corey Clement is the next Wisconsin stud running back. Also, there's some intrigue as to who will actually start at quarterback for the Crimson Tide. It literally could be any one of five dudes, but it still probably won't matter in the outcome because Derrick Henry is going to carry the rock a lot.
Monday, Sept. 7
Ohio State at Virginia Tech, ABC, 7 p.m. - As if you're going to have anything else to do at 7:30 p.m. on a work night after drinking a little too much at a barbecue earlier in the day. Plus, Enter Sandman and Blacksburg for a night game. Plus, who is actually gonna start for Ohio State at quarterback. Just watch, dammit.