Thread: Anyone have experience with bug bites/spider bites?

Hey guys, I got bit by a snake that made this funny rattling sound. Now my leg is turning purple and swelling.

What should I do?

Originally Posted by Dzone

You aint lived until you have stuck your face right into the middle of a gigantic spider web

Or have spider babies crawl out of a pustule that bursts on the back of your neck. Good times.

Originally Posted by Al Wilson 4 Mayor

Hey guys, I got bit by a snake that made this funny rattling sound. Now my leg is turning purple and swelling. What should I do?

You're at the right place buddy

Originally Posted by Al Wilson 4 Mayor

Hey guys, I got bit by a snake that made this funny rattling sound. Now my leg is turning purple and swelling. What should I do?

You should probably get a haircut

Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis

You should probably get a haircut

That is freaking genius;I just told my wife this evening I need a haircut.

I think it might be getting better because I can't feel my leg anymore, but my testicles feel like they just got kicked by a mule. I must have sat down incorrectly.

Originally Posted by Al Wilson 4 Mayor

Hey guys, I got bit by a snake that made this funny rattling sound. Now my leg is turning purple and swelling.

What should I do?

Probably a rattlesnake. What you do is stomp on his head and pull off his rattlers. He goes back and tells the others of how badass you are and they leave the area. As for the venom, you drink some moonshine and it sterilizes the venom in your body. You must drink at least a quart for every 100 pounds you weigh. It's science.

Did he dieded?

Originally Posted by Timmy!

Did he dieded?

No, I took your advice. I'm fine other than my testicles looking like purple pears.

Originally Posted by underrated29

Well Joe, unless it was your spider you need not worry having fun at my expense. I think its flippin hilarious. Who gets bit by a fvckin brown recluse spider and doesnt know it. Then decides its no big deal until the red trail of death starts climbing up ones arm. Thus forcing me to reluctantly see the doctor after I got a haircut.....

I'm glad it wasn't a brown recluse. Had it been, you would have known because of the pain of the poison literally rotting the skin. If you truly would have taken that much time with a "fiddle back"..they would have had to pull a chunk of flesh from your arm about the size of a softball.

Now.... this doesn't mean to say that your reaction wasn't retarded, but I'm glad you didn't lose your arm over it.