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  1. 08-19-2015, 11:06 AM #16
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    thats ******* disgusting
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    In Dawson City, Yukon you can order a shot with a human toe in it. Grab yourself a Sour Toe Cocktail.

    http://downtownhotel.ca/sourtoe-cocktail/
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    the picture is the worst!


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    Epic Canadian road rage!



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    Yesterday was National Caesar Day in Canada

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    More brutal cops abusing their power.



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    View of Mt Rushmore from Canadian side.



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    so this really happened... dude got a $700 ticket. I even know where that pic was taken, he is about 200 yards from getting on the highway and doing 65mph like that.

    Click image for larger version.  Name: olds car.jpg  Views: 36  Size: 44.9 KB  ID: 10046


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    so this really happened... dude got a $700 ticket. I even know where that pic was taken, he is about 200 yards from getting on the highway and doing 65mph like that.

    Click image for larger version.  Name: olds car.jpg  Views: 36  Size: 44.9 KB  ID: 10046
    How did he see the cop? He didn't, he heard the siren.
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    the best part? He drove by the police station and didn't get stopped, he was stopped because a cop leaving Timmy's (doughnut shop) seen him. Can't make this shit up.


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    Wait, I have a doughnut shop?!
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    Liberals set date for country wide marijuana legalization - Canada Day, July 1, 2018

    The Liberal government will announce legislation next month that will legalize marijuana in Canada by July 1, 2018.

    CBC News has learned that the legislation will be announced during the week of April 10 and will broadly follow the recommendation of a federally appointed task force that was chaired by former liberal Justice Minister Anne McLellan.

    Bill Blair, the former Toronto police chief who has been stickhandling the marijuana file for the government, briefed the Liberal caucus on the roll-out plan and the legislation during caucus meetings this weekend, according to a senior government official who spoke to CBC News on condition of anonymity.
    http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/libe...-pot-1.4041902


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    Liberals set date for country wide marijuana legalization - Canada Day, July 1, 2018 http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/libe...-pot-1.4041902
    This could really sway my emigration plans back towards your fine nation
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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    Liberals set date for country wide marijuana legalization - Canada Day, July 1, 2018



    http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/libe...-pot-1.4041902
    That's because you guys don't have Southerners to deal with.
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