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    Default A man whose house has been hit by meteorites six times believes he is being targeted by aliens.

    Radivoke Lajic, 50, said that his house being hit by rocks from space was the result of an extraterrestrial grudge. "I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials," he said. "I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. "The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate."

    Mr Lajic, who lives in the village of Gornji Lajici in northern Bosnia, near Prijedor, said that the meteorite strikes always happen when it is raining. The first meteorite struck his house in November 2007. Scientists at Belgrade University have confirmed that the rocks are all meteorites.

    "I have no doubt I am being targeted by aliens," he said. "They are playing games with me. I don't know why they are doing this. When it rains I can't sleep for worrying about another strike."

    Mr Lajic has reinforced his roof with steel for fear that a meteor may hit his house. He paid for the steel girder by selling one of the meteorites to a university in the Netherlands.

    "But these meteorites have brought happiness to our family as well, as we've met different people from around the world that were interested in it," he said.

    Read more: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...eteorites.html


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    I think he's right. I mean, what other reasonable explanation can there be?
    (the previous comment was not directed at any particular individual and was not intended to slander,disrespect or offend any reader of said statement)

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    Perfectly reasonable explanation. Since he put steel on top of his house I bet the aliens are really pissed, won't that block the mind control device in the same manner as BG's tin foil hat would?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davii View Post
    Perfectly reasonable explanation. Since he put steel on top of his house I bet the aliens are really pissed, won't that block the mind control device in the same manner as BG's tin foil hat would?
    Maybe this guy is related to NUB
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    LOL...He pissed off the martians

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    You guys might think oh what a whack job Mr lajic is, but hello people!!!!!! 6 times? Explain that to me

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    6 times is absolutely incredible! At least that's what my wife tells me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    6 times is absolutely incredible! At least that's what my wife tells me.
    Maybe you can get it 7 times next year.
    (the previous comment was not directed at any particular individual and was not intended to slander,disrespect or offend any reader of said statement)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravage!!! View Post
    Maybe you can get it 7 times next year.
    Ha! touche... thought I was being clever but left myself wide open for that one


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    Here's a thought: It's a hoax.

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    Maybe a rich friend is buying meteorites and life trolling him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddyBronco View Post
    Maybe a rich friend is buying meteorites and life trolling him.
    Could be UR he sounds like he has been up to some cosmic shit recently

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    Quote Originally Posted by NightTrainLayne View Post
    Here's a thought: It's a hoax.
    No, this has been around for a few years. They have tested all the rocks and they are indeed meteorites. They are testing to see if maybe the area has a stronger magnetic field that somehow attracts meteors that fall in the area.


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    No, this has been around for a few years. They have tested all the rocks and they are indeed meteorites. They are testing to see if maybe the area has a stronger magnetic field that somehow attracts meteors that fall in the area.
    I don't doubt the meteorites are legitimate. The article said scientists had studied them.

    But I doubt any scientists actually observed the meteorites hitting the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davii View Post
    Perfectly reasonable explanation. Since he put steel on top of his house I bet the aliens are really pissed, won't that block the mind control device in the same manner as BG's tin foil hat would?
    Nice, I don't come around much anymore and when I finally get the chance...this is what I see. Have a nice day Davii!
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