Pregame:
I guess I don't find Rich Eisen as funny as Rich Eisen finds Rich Eisen.
Michael Irvin = Cris Carter
Bill Polian = Steve Mariucci
Keyshawn Johnson = Marshall Faulk
Tom Jackson > Kurt Warner
Rich Eisen > Chris Berman
Wash...
Trey Wingo > everyone else doing NFL coverage (non player category).