Thread: The Definitive and Final Ranking of All 50 States (by Thrillist)

This list is bunk. Michigan is full of muslims and the crime rate is off the charts

Texas is at 11. Hmm. From a personal point of view, I can only think of maybe a couple other states I would rather live in than Texas. Oh well.

Originally Posted by BroncoWave

Of the states I've been to, I'd put California at #1. I've never not had a good time there. San Diego and San Francisco are probably two of my favorite, if not my two favorite, cities in America. Even LA, which is definitely the worst big city in California, doesn't totally suck. I really, really want to live in California.

No. California is a great place to visit but is way too expensive to live in. I was born there, grew up mostly there, I love San Diego it's probably our country's best city overall, but I will never live there again.

Originally Posted by Davii

No. California is a great place to visit but is way too expensive to live in. I was born there, grew up mostly there, I love San Diego it's probably our country's best city overall, but I will never live there again.

Well then I just need to hope this relationship with my future doctor GF works out!

Originally Posted by BroncoWave

Well then I just need to hope this relationship with my future doctor GF works out!

If it doesnt, there are a lot of male doctors out there you can go after.

Originally Posted by Dapper Dan

If it doesnt, there are a lot of male doctors out there you can go after.

And what better place to live than California?

Depends what matters to you. Weather. Topography. Family. Local foods. Safety. Low taxes. Outdoor places (beaches, mountains, lakes, etc.) for recreation. Percentage of "your kind" that live around there. Percentage of hot women. Favorite sports teams.

How you rank those factors will determine how you rank the states. There is no right answer for everybody.

I have never been.

But my most desirable states to live in are

Colorado
Texas
California
Florida
Arizona
Louisiana

Any list that ranks Kentucky over Colorado, that isn't a list of states with the fewest teeth or most married cousins should be shat on and set on fire.

I'd say Colorado is 47 or 45 tops. So please tell ALL your friends that want to move out here to please stay where they are. And if you are thinking about moving here, just remember we have like... uh... mountain lions and stuff. Me? I'm just gonna keep toughing it out and living here.

Originally Posted by Davii

No. California is a great place to visit but is way too expensive to live in. I was born there, grew up mostly there, I love San Diego it's probably our country's best city overall, but I will never live there again.

San Diego is a beautiful city in its own right, but way too big for me. I can barely
tolerate Tucson for its size. I came from the town of Grover, Colo., just off the
Wyoming border. Population about 125, if you count the horse. I would go back
if I could.

Originally Posted by MasterShake

I'd say Colorado is 47 or 45 tops. So please tell ALL your friends that want to move out here to please stay where they are. And if you are thinking about moving here, just remember we have like... uh... mountain lions and stuff. Me? I'm just gonna keep toughing it out and living here.

Likewise, Idaho is even too high where it's at. It's nothing but potato farms and the winters are rigid and horrible...really.

So both states ive lived in are in the top 20. Pretty good i guess.

Don't put Montana that high you idiots, and don't give a party shout out to where i live either........although they did nail celebrity part. Ugh....Leo DiCaprio was at a coffee shop downtown a couple days ago and people lost their minds.

Originally Posted by chazoe60

Any list that ranks Kentucky over Colorado, that isn't a list of states with the fewest teeth or most married cousins should be shat on and set on fire.

Well shit on your computer and catch it on fire. Make sure you do it simultaneously.