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    Chile defender Gonzalo Jara could be in trouble after television images clearly showed him sticking his finger up an opponent's backside during his side's 1-0 win over Uruguay at the Copa America on Wednesday.

    Jara grabbed Uruguayan striker Edinson Cavani and prodded him after an hour of a bad-tempered quarter-final in Santiago.

    Cavani pushed him away gently with the back of his hand but the Chilean fell to the floor as if he had been punched.

    The Brazilian referee showed Cavani his second yellow card of the game and sent him off.

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    This is just ridiculous


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    I take the fat out of the pan once no longer hot, smear it all over my genitals, then enter consenting people with my tumescent member.

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    That's insane.
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    No wonder Europeans love soccer.

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    Oh c'mon, who among us hasn't fingered someone else's bum out of anger?

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    Cuz its a sport for gay men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dzone View Post
    Cuz its a sport for gay men
    So soccer is your favorite sport, huh?

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    Well, I'm just happy that soccer players are now allowed to marry.
    Let's Rid3!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazoe60 View Post
    Well, I'm just happy that soccer players are now allowed to marry.
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