Thread: Black Punters

It seems we need more of them.


We have seen Reggie Roby, and the guy on the Raiders right now.

This is unacceptable.

I propose a bold new strategy to combat this problem.

During the summer months we should load footballs up with M80s and light the fuse and drop them over inner cities. The young men in these cities will obviously want to not have their shit blown up so they will try to get rid of them. Now think about when you were a teen and you were screwing around with fireworks and one happened to be a dud. Did you reach out with your hand to see if it was a dud? Heck no! You used your foot. The same thing will go with these footballs. They will get used to kicking footballs all summer long and when it is time for football season to start they will have excellent leg muscles and have good foot-eye coordination.

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