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    It seems we need more of them.


    We have seen Reggie Roby, and the guy on the Raiders right now.

    This is unacceptable.

    I propose a bold new strategy to combat this problem.

    During the summer months we should load footballs up with M80s and light the fuse and drop them over inner cities. The young men in these cities will obviously want to not have their shit blown up so they will try to get rid of them. Now think about when you were a teen and you were screwing around with fireworks and one happened to be a dud. Did you reach out with your hand to see if it was a dud? Heck no! You used your foot. The same thing will go with these footballs. They will get used to kicking footballs all summer long and when it is time for football season to start they will have excellent leg muscles and have good foot-eye coordination.

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    Reggie Roby was an excellent punter. Sadly, he is no longer with us.

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    I did not know reggie passed but it is my understanding that black punters don't live long

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    Greg Coleman.

    BTW, do you have any solution for the lack of white cornerbacks?
    I miss the old Mile High Stadium.

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    Racists.
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    Black punters are the equivalent to a black guy in a horror movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronco4ever View Post
    The NFL/AFl record for the longest punt took place at the old Mile High by Steve O'Neal of the New York Jets. The play started at the Jets 1-yd line and boomed over Billy Thompson's head. It kept rolling and rolling to the Denver 1 where Thompson picked it up and returned it to midfield.

    That was Sept. 21, 1969 and Denver won it, 21-19.

    http://www.pro-football-reference.co...6909210den.htm

    The stat sheet implies it was Floyd Little who ran it back but I'm 90% sure it was Thompson because I was in the stands and watched it.

    Here's a story on YouTube about it - definitely Billy Thompson.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htKoikjH0L8
    Last edited by OrangeHoof; 04-26-2015 at 02:18 PM.
    I miss the old Mile High Stadium.

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    Last edited by Al Wilson 4 Mayor; 04-26-2015 at 10:51 PM.

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    Sneakers is brilliant
    The Plan at the moment:

    Draft: Trade a 3rd and 6th this year to a team to move up and get a 2nd next year (this will happen).

    Players I want:
    Jake Ferguson (Jake Butt) or Jelani Woods or Jeremy Ruckert or Cade Otten (owen daniels) at TE- All 4th rd or later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronco4ever View Post
    that was one heck of a kick....didn't Randell Cunningham have a punt like this on a trick punt?

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    the more I think on this, the use of black punters in today's NFL can be pretty strategic

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    I'm glad there aren't more black punters b/c if a white defender ever roughed a black punter there could be riots and businesses looted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTE View Post
    I'm glad there aren't more black punters b/c if a white defender ever roughed a black punter there could be riots and businesses looted.
    Quite right too. That defender would be a racist.

    Get my pitch fork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sneakers View Post
    that was one heck of a kick....didn't Randell Cunningham have a punt like this on a trick punt?
    He was aided by a ridiculously strong tail wind.
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