Thread: I am the Joel of Football's Future

Originally Posted by GEM

I didn't mention who I posted that to, but if you feel guilty enough to respond..that's on you.

Why would I feel guilty about something multiple OTHER people did while I was in bed asleep? THAT happened, too, and I wasn't even PRESENT—just the excuse invoked in absentia.

Originally Posted by Joel

Never said anyone here threatened me with physical violence: The point was physical violence is generally an impossible threat ANYWHERE online, and nearly EVERYWHERE lets people post anonymously, so a lot of people pull a lot of outrageous crap they'd never DARE in person, because they'd 1) be identified and 2) get the crap kicked out of them.


The point was NOTHING I've EVER done—online, in person or ANYWHERE—even comes close to what real trolls pull. However nutso it was, the cited incident happened, and at a particularly close and friendly site, too; it wasn't even the only time that guy and his little clique pulled something like that. Or take the other cited incident, when some chick got so worked up over an online argument her kid was having with another kid that she created a fake account and trolled so viciously and incessantly she finally killed herself. But, OK, sure, frequent, lengthy and unpopular criticisms of the team are just the same.

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I swear he's got some kind of mental problem. There's just really no other explanation.

Originally Posted by BroncoJoe

I swear he's got some kind of mental problem. There's just really no other explanation.

Yes, you've sent me multiple salutes alleging mental illness: I heard you the first time. How the Hell that's not a personal attack is beyond me, but let's just keep talking about how I'm a troll for discussing football when the (apparently) PROPER thing to do on a football site is tell other posters they're mentally ill. Were I half as unbalanced and intent on griefing people as you claim, I'd have reported that long ago instead of shrugging it off as par for the course.

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So, I didn't mention anyone in my post, but someone replied.

I must be onto something.

Originally Posted by BroncoJoe

So, I didn't mention anyone in my post, but someone replied.

I must be onto something.

Just because you used a personal pronoun instead of my name doesn't mean you weren't talking about me—especially sending a salute telling me to get mental help.

Wait wait wait, OB was "Gemming" on webcam in here and I missed it?!

Originally Posted by Timmy!

Wait wait wait, OB was "Gemming" on webcam in here and I missed it?!

Um - NO!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by OB

Um - NO!!!!!!!!!!

So you're saying I'm not too late. Awesome.

Originally Posted by Joel

The point was NOTHING I've EVER done—online, in person or ANYWHERE—even comes close to what real trolls pull. However nutso it was, the cited incident happened, and at a particularly close and friendly site, too; it wasn't even the only time that guy and his little clique pulled something like that. Or take the other cited incident, when some chick got so worked up over an online argument her kid was having with another kid that she created a fake account and trolled so viciously and incessantly she finally killed herself. But, OK, sure, frequent, lengthy and unpopular criticisms of the team are just the same.

It seems that you get labeled a troll for stupid stuff on some sites. On that same thread, I just said that Elway wasn't carried by his team in Denver's SB wins, that one of the two INT's that he threw in those wins wasn't his fault, and that he was MVP in the second win. I got labeled a troll after I said that stuff.

Dual account for someone?

Originally Posted by Shazam!

Dual account for someone?

Were I pathetic enough for something like that, I wouldn't waste time on a dual account when it could be better spent hanging myself. The truth is, "winning" online disputes isn't worth creating one account, let alone two. Nothing important EVER happened online: If it's important, it moves beyond the internet; if it doesn't, it's not important.