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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Q: What is the difference between a drunk guy and a stoner at a stop sign?
    The drunk guy would probably run it and the high guy would stop and wait for it to turn green.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeHoof View Post
    Considering the Jets gave up only a 4th that could conditionally move up to a 2nd, I'd be okay with giving that up for Harvin the rest of the season. Remember, he runs back kicks very well and we can have him run those same WR handoff plays and bubble screens he already knows how to run just to give opponents one more weapon to worry about. Since we don't really have a running game, his presence disguises that somewhat.

    Yeah, he's not a model citizen but when has that ever stopped us?

    As for giving up JT? Never.

    Harvin probably could not have fit under our salary cap anyway but if we're talking about adding him, I could live with him for a few months the same as I could with a Desean Jackson.
    We could run jet sweeps with Sanders, too, and I wish we did; I don't know how much he's practiced it, but we DID run one with him a few weeks ago, and I was overjoyed to see it (though less overjoyed to see everybody and his brother in our backfield so it only got 2 yds; we REALLY need to work on pulling to lead block, because we SUCK at it.) With all the contract issues we have looming, I'm not sure I'd even want to give up a midround pick for a guy who can't stay healthy, starts fights and takes himself out of games. Talent's only valuable if USED.

    I wouldn't mind his kick returning though; ours is terrible.
    Oh, valid point. I thought you meant all starters, you should take the time to be more descriptive, don't be shy. Jaded

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazoe60 View Post
    **** off Pete Carroll.
    Well apparently Elway did. Maybe not in so many words but in essences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXBRONC View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chazoe60 View Post
    **** off Pete Carroll.
    Well apparently Elway did. Maybe not in so many words but in essences.
    I guarantee you elway leaked this story to schefter. Nice way to publicly shame Seattle for an idiotic offer.

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    Lol. That's like something you would see in fantasy football.

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    Go **** yourself, Pete Carroll!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joel View Post
    We could run jet sweeps with Sanders, too, and I wish we did; I don't know how much he's practiced it, but we DID run one with him a few weeks ago, and I was overjoyed to see it (though less overjoyed to see everybody and his brother in our backfield so it only got 2 yds; we REALLY need to work on pulling to lead block, because we SUCK at it.) With all the contract issues we have looming, I'm not sure I'd even want to give up a midround pick for a guy who can't stay healthy, starts fights and takes himself out of games. Talent's only valuable if USED.

    I wouldn't mind his kick returning though; ours is terrible.
    Folks I'm beginning to the feeling that Joel just isn't satisfied with Denver's run blocking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Folks I'm beginning to the feeling that Joel just isn't satisfied with Denver's run blocking.
    Yeah... Coach Joel seems pretty discontent.
    (the previous comment was not directed at any particular individual and was not intended to slander,disrespect or offend any reader of said statement)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Folks I'm beginning to the feeling that Joel just isn't satisfied with Denver's run blocking.
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    Yeah... Coach Joel seems pretty discontent.
    ONE (parenthetical) aside in an otherwise unrelated PARAGRAPH—but you two skip the paragraph about why we don't need Harvin to do Harvin stuff, and wouldn't want a malcontnent malingerer regardless, and zoom straight to the parenthetical comment. And when I dare defend against TOTALLY NON-PERSONAL cracks about "Coach Joel," it'll be all my fault for derailing the thread. Typical.
    Oh, valid point. I thought you meant all starters, you should take the time to be more descriptive, don't be shy. Jaded

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joel View Post
    ONE (parenthetical) aside in an otherwise unrelated PARAGRAPH—but you two skip the paragraph about why we don't need Harvin to do Harvin stuff, and wouldn't want a malcontnent malingerer regardless, and zoom straight to the parenthetical comment. And when I dare defend against TOTALLY NON-PERSONAL cracks about "Coach Joel," it'll be all my fault for derailing the thread. Typical.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joel View Post
    ONE (parenthetical) aside in an otherwise unrelated PARAGRAPH—but you two skip the paragraph about why we don't need Harvin to do Harvin stuff, and wouldn't want a malcontnent malingerer regardless, and zoom straight to the parenthetical comment. And when I dare defend against TOTALLY NON-PERSONAL cracks about "Coach Joel," it'll be all my fault for derailing the thread. Typical.
    Poor, misunderstood and abused Joel.

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    Yeah, I'm'a just stop responding now in the faint hope ya'll don't derail yet another thread and blame me for your behavior ANYWAY. As always, please don't mistake silence for agreement nor concession.
    Oh, valid point. I thought you meant all starters, you should take the time to be more descriptive, don't be shy. Jaded

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joel View Post
    Yeah, I'm'a just stop responding now in the faint hope ya'll don't derail yet another thread and blame me for your behavior ANYWAY. As always, please don't mistake silence for agreement nor concession.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoWave View Post
    I guarantee you elway leaked this story to schefter. Nice way to publicly shame Seattle for an idiotic offer.
    I wouldn't doubt and they earned it. I guess Carroll doesn't word does get around about what players in the locker room.

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    A rule I live by: the answer is no if you don't ask.

    Really stupid offer, but the above applies.

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