Thread: I am the new guy

Originally Posted by Northman

For the lady, see my adoptive Bronco. And i use to live in Colorado but now reside in Bmore, MD. But the Northman is taken from the description of Vikings.

Wow, Baltimore....sorry for you for sure! I too am a displaced Coloradoan, now in KC.....Chiefs are better than Baltimore....right?

Keep going, someday you will get back to the mountains....

Originally Posted by VonDoom

You don't recognize Emma Watson? For shame, sir

Emma...what? I am so old I have to get real close to my wife to make sure it is her.....! You young guys get real close to your gals for other reasons I am guessing...!

Pags is a wealthy elite who makes his wife shovel snow. He was flirting with losing an eye, but I suspect it was just an attempt to procure an eyepatch to further his bond villainesque image.

WTE is a Longshore fisherman who wears galoshes and flannel shirts everywhere and smells of fish. He buys everything secondhand from Craigslist unless Pags is selling it.

King87 is one of the most vile human beings who has ever lived, I love him like a brother.

Originally Posted by CCMO

Wow, Baltimore....sorry for you for sure! I too am a displaced Coloradoan, now in KC.....Chiefs are better than Baltimore....right?

Keep going, someday you will get back to the mountains....

Nah, i despise the Chiefs more than any other team.

Originally Posted by slim

Befriend Nut at your own risk...you are likely to end up like all those hookers.

Dismembered and in a freezer ? - that's where I keep mine until I am ready to eat them

Originally Posted by Northman

Oh now i see i call bullshit. I invited you to come out for the Super Bowl and your ass flat out ignored me.

yeah, I felt pretty shitty about that, think I told you, I came across the invite a few weeks ago. yeah, I told you, you laughed it off, I remember now.

Greetings, I am but a humble man trying to find my way in this world.

Hello new member John.

Originally Posted by daveaitken18

Dismembered and in a freezer ? - that's where I keep mine until I am ready to eat them

I like my woman like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer

helluva guy that Pags

Yup, Pags is a good one, maybe he will tell you about how he was the first one on here to tell me to stick around and make me feel welcome

Originally Posted by daveaitken18

Yup, Pags is a good one, maybe he will tell you about how he was the first one on here to tell me to stick around and make me feel welcome

He's the only reason I've kept posting

Originally Posted by AGap

He's the only reason I've kept posting

Sometimes I think about him when I am participating in an act of onanism

Originally Posted by daveaitken18

Sometimes I think about him when I am participating in an act of onanism

I know, me too. it's like he'd approve even though it's wrong what I am doing. is that what yiou meant?

I meant, that at the point of ejaculation i think about his face to help me finish - i am fairly sure he would approve of this