Thread: I am the new guy

Originally Posted by Northman

Welcome John, a few things you need to know about this forum.

1) Northman rules the head of this household.
2) Every QB sucks after Elway and prior to Manning.
3) Stay out of PR, it is quite smokey from all the doobage Falco smokes.
4) Northman rules the head of this household.
5) Gem still refuses to share a pic of her gems.
6) Agap loves animals, like a lot.
7) Mo has little man issues.
8) Northman rules the head of this household.
9) Dogfish is my bitch.
10) Heavy Metal music is life.

11) In case of any confusion please see rules 1, 4, and 8.


Enjoy your stay mate. \m/

Originally Posted by daveaitken18

Welcome mate - i am still quite new also, but as i have no life or real friends - you will find me on here 22 hours a day.

Ignore Rule 3 - PR rocks

Extra Rule 12 - Very little is personal on here, even when it seems like it is.

13) If you ignore rule 3, you better not be thin skinned when it comes to your religious & political views.

14) Aspies invented computers & the internet, so be nice to us or we'll create a dampening field around you that will cause every computerized device you touch to crash. That includes your car(s), tv(s) & microwave.

Originally Posted by FanInAZ

13) If you ignore rule 3, you better not be thin skinned when it comes to your religious & political views.

14) Aspies invented computers & the internet, so be nice to us or we'll create a dampening field around you that will cause every computerized device you touch to crash. That includes your car(s), tv(s) & microwave.

Al Gore was an Aspie?

I don't get butt hurt about anything! I make my stunts cry on a daily basis but I won't do that to anyone on here.

Originally Posted by BroncoJoe

Al Gore was an Aspie?

Like I tell my hard core Democrat friend, Clinton (& Gore) just happened to be in the White House at the right time to take credit for things that they had nothing to do with. I won't get into detail about that outside the political forum.

Northman thinks he's a 6'0 blonde Viking vampire....

Welcome, new guys. Hope you have fun here!

Originally Posted by daveaitken18

Welcome mate - i am still quite new also, but as i have no life or real friends - you will find me on here 22 hours a day.

Ignore Rule 3 - PR rocks

Extra Rule 12 - Very little is personal on here, even when it seems like it is.

I don't really have any friends either Dave. sometimes it seems that way anyway. I mean there are acquaintances, the regular hookers, etc., but no one, on or offline, that loves me for who I really am

Originally Posted by AGap

I don't really have any friends either Dave. sometimes it seems that way anyway. I mean there are acquaintances, the regular hookers, etc., but no one, on or offline, that loves me for who I really am

It will be ok.... It will be ok....

Don't worry buddy im sure someone here will be your friend.

Befriend Nut at your own risk...you are likely to end up like all those hookers.

Originally Posted by slim

Befriend Nut at your own risk...you are likely to end up like all those hookers.

I'm not saying all that now......

Originally Posted by GEM

Northman thinks he's a 6'0 blonde Viking vampire....

Originally Posted by AGap

I don't really have any friends either Dave. sometimes it seems that way anyway. I mean there are acquaintances, the regular hookers, etc., but no one, on or offline, that loves me for who I really am

Oh now i see i call bullshit. I invited you to come out for the Super Bowl and your ass flat out ignored me.

Originally Posted by Northman

Oh now i see i call bullshit. I invited you to come out for the Super Bowl and your ass flat out ignored me.

I mailed him midget porn, if that isn't friendship I don't know what is

Originally Posted by MileHighCrew

Originally Posted by Northman

Oh now i see i call bullshit. I invited you to come out for the Super Bowl and your ass flat out ignored me.

I mailed him midget porn, if that isn't friendship I don't know what is

He must like the clowns then...