Thread: Where's the Manziel sex lawsuit thread?

May be a hoax I'm reading--but just hilarious: http://www.sbnation.com/2014/5/23/57...ot-dog-selfies

- The woman alleges Johnny Manziel sent her a naked photo with a hot dog bun around his penis.

- The woman alleges Manziel asked for a threesome with her and Dr. Drew.

- The woman alleges Manziel has a small penis, but that he told her he would get a penis enlargement after being drafted and that he could be her "Long John Silvers."

- The woman alleges Manziel asked for her to strip with LeBron James watching.

- The woman alleges Manziel received a nude pic of "Jurderon" Clowney, which he then forwarded to her asking if she could handle his penis.

- The woman alleges Manziel refers to his penis as his "Vienna Sausage."

- The woman alleges Manziel's alleged small penis caused her psychological distress.

- Something about cheating on exams at Texas A&M.

Please merge if this exists somewhere

It never ends.

NBC calling it a hoax, though Florida courts apparently accepted the suit:
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...ainst-manziel/

Being discussed at length on Mohr--this is clearly newsworthy.

Manziel could be a boy scout and the allegations will still come out. He'll find out the Bobby Layne - Don Meredith lifestyle doesn't end the same in 2014 as it did in the 50s and 60s.

I like how Clowney got worked in.

Oh wow!

Shaking his penis to "It's a Small World" -- it's Gold, Jerry --GOLD!

Apparently this guy is a serial frivolous lawsuit whore, enjoy your 15 minutes doosh.