Thread: MO's Royals Thread

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

American League champions. Just like the Broncos, people should be proud of that conference title.

Oh right. I see.

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

I didn't want to be a douche and bump this thread in the playoffs. Now seems like the time.

#defendingalchampionschazoecaneatadick

**** the Royals and all of their mulleted inbred fans.

Originally Posted by chazoe60

**** the Royals and all of their mulleted inbred fans.

Did Tulo hurt his vulva yet?

Lol, i dont get that joke - but it is funny anyway

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

Did Tulo hurt his vulva yet?

Have the Royals vaginas healed yet after Bumgardner violated them so savagely?

Originally Posted by chazoe60

Have the Royals vaginas healed yet after Bumgardner violated them so savagely?

this is hilarious - especially since the guys is a bum gardiner - #shirtlifter #bummer #violatingaszholes #ihavenoideawhatyouaretalkingabout

Originally Posted by chazoe60

Have the Royals vaginas healed yet after Bumgardner violated them so savagely?

Apparently the Rockies still haven't recovered from the savage beating they received from Boston eight years ago.

Mo, you should get together with this guy and watch a game. I bet it would be fun.

Originally Posted by Davii

Mo, you should get together with this guy and watch a game. I bet it would be fun.

I want to say lots of mean things to you right now. That guy is a mouth breathing moron.

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

I want to say lots of mean things to you right now. That guy is a mouth breathing moron.

He's a big Royal's fan. I think you guys would have a great time as long as football doesn't come up.

Originally Posted by Davii

He's a big Royal's fan. I think you guys would have a great time as long as football doesn't come up.

I would want to punch him in the face in about two minutes. And I'm not a violent person.

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

I would want to punch him in the face in about two minutes. And I'm not a violent person.

I see. Why don't you tell me what you see in this perfectly nonviolent ink blot test:

Originally Posted by Davii

I see. Why don't you tell me what you see in this perfectly nonviolent ink blot test:

Pliers.

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

Pliers.

Good answer Mo.

So, are the Royals going to be as good this year? How's their bullpen looking? Same? I don't watch baseball anymore, I find it boring on TV, but I know when your average pitch speed is getting over 92 mph batters are praying they can get a hit. Pitchers are winning big right now and they will probably have to make some sort of change to help offense out if it keeps up.

Originally Posted by Davii

Good answer Mo.

So, are the Royals going to be as good this year? How's their bullpen looking? Same? I don't watch baseball anymore, I find it boring on TV, but I know when your average pitch speed is getting over 92 mph batters are praying they can get a hit. Pitchers are winning big right now and they will probably have to make some sort of change to help offense out if it keeps up.

Bullpen is fine, maybe best in bigs; questions as to whether Ventura and Duffy are ready to lead a pitching staff for a full season without Shields.

Hosmer and Moustakas have to hit for a full season and as of now Kendrys Morales and Alex Rios look like good additions, maybe better than Billy Butler and Nori Aoki who they replaced. Salvy Perez might be the best backstop in the American League. Gordon looks like he's still recovering from surgery, but he's playing.