Fine, we'll do a sign & trade. Will give everyone in our bullpen 10 year contract extensions paying them $10 million pre year each, then will force you to take them in exchange for 2 dozen all day passes to Elitch Gardens.
Side note: how in the world does Elitch Gardens fall all the way to page 3 on this site that I had to go to in order to find out how to spell it?
http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractio...orado.html#TtD
Are you seriously going to tell me that all of the museums listed a head of it are more popular?