I wouldn't be so sure Shake. I think Seattle is looking GOLDEN in this game. You will be HARVIN a bad time watching your offense get LYNCHed by the Legion of Boom. You will see Little Wes get rattled so bad he will think he's Tattoo from Fantasy Island, pointing to the sky yelling, "MEBANE! MEBANE!"
It will be ugly as you KEARSE the TV and yell at your wife to bring you another MILLER killer. By the end of the game you will walk to the closest CLIFF yelling FARWELL cruel world!
I can make an awesome 4 minute highlight video of Tim Tebow, but what would be the point? Anyone can be made to look great if you only filter in the good things. Wilson is in over his head. I like the kid, but these last few weeks (even before the playoffs), he's played somewhat timid. Both he and Kap were throwing up prayers and Wilson's are who's got answered. I doubt that will work on Sunday.
Well if we want to be CHAMPs we have to beat whoever is in front of us. I'm sure I will just relax and UNREIN (which is German for Unwind) as the Broncos have the game well in hand by halftime. I might even enjoy an Orange JULIUS with my chicken wings. I'm sure the Broncos offense will be MANNING the guns so to speak, and firing on all cylinders. When our defense attacks Russell Wilson, he better say his prAYERS. We are going to RODGERS his CROMARTIE. It will be like being on HOLLIDAY, except without all the loud mouth Italian guys in speedos.
So WTE, you better just COLQUITT while you are ahead.
Nice thread chode. Sweet hail marry last week. If by creative you mean less efficient than I agree. See you and your squad Sunday. Good luck.
You want to talk about headaches? Our defense will make if feel like we stabbed Pete Carrol's head with a PHILLIPS head screwdriver. Those DB's for Seattle are as tall as that WEBSTER kid from that 80's show of the same name and can not keep up with our huge receivers. Our offense will run the BALL down their throats. And when Seattles offense is on the field they will be so confused that it will seem like they have a signal JAMMER in their headsets. The passing attack of the Seahawks stinks like someone took a shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl (known as an upper DECKER).
So when IHENACHO...*sniff* excuse me I just sneezed. So when I eat a nacho I better be careful not to spill them everywhere as I celebrate touchdown after touchdown.
This CALDWELL be the end of this discussion because I might have to look up the roster if I continue.
I'm beginning to think this game could get real ugly for you guys. Seattle's D is going to clean up on your receivers like Felix UNGER cleaned up Oscar Madison's bedroom. John Fox will be begging for PERCY. John Elway will call Governor Christie and pleading for CLEMONSy.
Peyton will be so embarrassed by his lost legacy he will sneak out of Met Life in disguise by wearing a TURBIN on his head. Meanwhile, Richard Sherman will be laughing all the way to the bank like THURMOND Howell, III.
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