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    Well, either no one thought this joke, posted in the Humor, was funny, or else everyone missed it.

    I thought is was a good one, so I'll share it here, too.



    The Mexican Maid


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    Wife: “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?"

    Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
    The first eez that I iron better than you.”
    Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
    Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
    Wife: “Oh yeah?”

    Maria: “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you.”
    Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
    Maria: “Jor hozban deed”
    Wife: (increasingly agitated) “Oh he did, did he?”

    Maria: “The third reason is that I ama better at sex than you in the bed.”
    Wife: (really boiling now and through gritted teeth) “And did my husband say that as well?”

    Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”

    Wife: “So how much of a raise do you want?”
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    eh, it was ok

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    She needs to learn English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbfan2007 View Post
    She needs to learn English.
    Ingles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbfan2007 View Post
    She needs to learn English.
    Ingrish?
    (the previous comment was not directed at any particular individual and was not intended to slander,disrespect or offend any reader of said statement)

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    I find that joke to be racist.
    Let's Rid3!!!!

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    I mean, it's not the worst joke I've ever heard. But it certainly doesn't merit its own thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatriotsGuy View Post
    eh, it was ok
    Did I ever tell you my joke about the guy with the wooden eye?

    You might enjoy it given your current condition.

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    I thought it was pretty funny. I told it to my wife with an accent. She laughed...probably more AT me though..lol

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