Here is my team
CUT ALL OFFENSE PLAYERS ON THE TEAM RIGHT NOW
go to the ESPN2 and sign all those World's strongest Men competition guys
put them in pads,
on offense, have them all line up in a bunch formation, and when the ball is snapped they all form a bug scrum and the guy in the middle carries the ball, and all the other worlds strongest men push all the defenders out of the way and do a mob rush to the enzone.....it will be called the Phalanx Offense.