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    Patriots suck!
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

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    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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    **** the ******* *Cheatriots

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyHorse View Post
    Someone make a picture of this Bronco trampling Brady.



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    In fairness, we only lost because..

    they didn't go the whole game without calling a penalty against New England

    they weren't 100%, while we lost several players

    it was Russell Wilson's birthday

    LBJ established the Warren Commission on that day in 1963

    it was the 14th anniversary of George Harrison's death

    and most importantly...
    Tom Brady is a Leo. Brock Osweiler is a Sagittarius. The game was played during the sign of Sagittarius. The Leo is a sun sign and that's where it gets its power. But the moon has a heavy influence on a November 22 Sagittarius, like Brock. The game was played under the moon, also the moon and Jupiter was in the right alignment. On top of that, an August 3rd Leo, like Brady has a strong connection to the element of fire. A November 22nd Sagittarius, which Brock is, has a fixed connection to water. And we all know water makes snow, which is what it was doing that night. And it also puts out fire.


    It's important to look at all aspects. I hope I've clarified things.

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    An oldie, but a goodie for this week:

    Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Denver Broncos jersey on the front door.

    Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
    God said "So what's your point Tom?"

    "Well, why does a Broncos fan get a better house than me?"

    God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's my house."

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    It's uh, four Super Bowls now Joe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTE View Post
    It's uh, four Super Bowls now Joe.
    I said an oldie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoJoe View Post
    An oldie, but a goodie for this week:

    Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Denver Broncos jersey on the front door.

    Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
    God said "So what's your point Tom?"

    "Well, why does a Broncos fan get a better house than me?"

    God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's my house."
    Joe, not only did you get the number of Super Bowl wins wrong, but you also incorrectly identified the Broncos as god's favorite team. Every reasonable and sane person knows that god's favorite team is the Patriots!!
    Too bad she doesn't cheer for the Patriots dressed like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by MNPatsFan View Post
    Joe, not only did you get the number of Super Bowl wins wrong, but you also incorrectly identified the Broncos as god's favorite team. Every reasonable and sane person knows that god's favorite team is the Patriots!!
    IT'S AN OLD JOKE! Which is clearly stated in my opening statement.

    Plus, God is a Broncos fan. Sunrise and Sunset are ORANGE AND BLUE.

    Idiot patriot fans. :smh:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoJoe View Post
    IT'S AN OLD JOKE! Which is clearly stated in my opening statement.

    Plus, God is a Broncos fan. Sunrise and Sunset are ORANGE AND BLUE.

    Idiot patriot fans. :smh:
    Perhaps, but the sky is Patriots' blue and the moon and stars are Patriots' white
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    and visible significantly more and longer each and every day than a sunrise and sunset. Moronic broncos fans
    Too bad she doesn't cheer for the Patriots dressed like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by MNPatsFan View Post
    Perhaps, but the sky is Patriots' blue and the moon and stars are Patriots' white
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    and visible significantly more and longer each and every day than a sunrise and sunset. Moronic broncos fans
    And the red comes from bleeding from "wherever".


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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoJoe View Post
    And the red comes from bleeding from "wherever".
    Your insinuating it comes from their vaginas aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis View Post
    Your insinuating it comes from their vaginas aren't you?
    How dare you insinuate that! Blood can flow from a lot of other places!

    But for the Patriots, yes. Vaginas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTE View Post
    It's uh, four Super Bowls now Joe.
    God doesn't recognize SB won via cheating... so it should really be zero.
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    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....

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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    God doesn't recognize SB won via cheating... so it should really be zero.
    Boom.
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

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    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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