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    when someone say's "the Roughriders beat the Roughriders 27-21", and somehow you know which Roughriders won the game.


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    lol

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    When tip your server like shit.
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    When you realize you suck and it's too cold to care?

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    what do you normally tip, turf?

    davii, it doesnt get cold very often where i am. My brother lives in Yellowknife up in the territories (right beside Alaska), yeah thats some cold shit in the winter... it was nice when I was there in the summer though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    what do you normally tip, turf?

    davii, it doesnt get cold very often where i am. My brother lives in Yellowknife up in the territories (right beside Alaska), yeah thats some cold shit in the winter... it was nice when I was there in the summer though.
    I was just kidding anyhow. My Dad was born and raised in Canada. I give him a hard time about ottomans and Chesterfields, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    what do you normally tip, turf?

    davii, it doesnt get cold very often where i am. My brother lives in Yellowknife up in the territories (right beside Alaska), yeah thats some cold shit in the winter... it was nice when I was there in the summer though.
    50 miles from the Manitoba border. Tips are included in the check there but not here. So..... when they come down they don't tip. Most servers think they use it as an excuse.

    I never tip less than 20%.
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    when you are scared of the dark!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davii View Post
    I was just kidding anyhow. My Dad was born and raised in Canada. I give him a hard time about ottomans and Chesterfields, etc.
    lmao, I get asked about chesterfields every time I am in the US! I never even heard of it before. ottomans I have though, is there another name for them?


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    Quote Originally Posted by turftoad View Post
    50 miles from the Manitoba border. Tips are included in the check there but not here. So..... when they come down they don't tip. Most servers think they use it as an excuse.

    I never tip less than 20%.
    They dont tip at all?? wow! We were shooting the shit with a waitress when we were down a couple weeks ago and she gave me a loonie and said that is what someone gave her for a tip LOL... someone gave here a $1.00 tip! I think it may be a travelling thing then because I know a lot of girls who used to be waitresses up here and they make great money in tips, maybe they just get stingy when they travel.

    I tip 20% as well... I think its funny when the restaurant auto adds a tip, they are actually hindering themselves.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravage!!! View Post
    when you are scared of the dark!
    and cockroaches! we dont have them here. We dont have rats in Alberta either.


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    You're from southern Alberta and drive to Kalispell, MT to go to walmart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
    You're from southern Alberta and drive to Kalispell, MT to go to walmart.
    ...and Famous Dave's. I go to Kalispell, but mainly to hang out in Whitefish. Half of Whitefish is Canadian.


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    ...and Famous Dave's. I go to Kalispell, but mainly to hang out in Whitefish. Half of Whitefish is Canadian.
    Nit fond of whitefish.....too many rich yuppies. That and they were a high school division rival.
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    Wait. A tip is mandatory is Canada?

    If its mandatory, it's not longer a tip. It's the price.

    That's false advertising.
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