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Thread: You guys ready to have your season ended in humiliating fashion again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NEPatriots View Post
    Hey, Donkey fans.

    I see the predictable NFL propaganda machine is getting you all fat and happy for the play offs. You're really getting talked up. I mean, after scrubbing it past teams like the Raiders and the Chiefs and the Chargers, who wouldn't be impressed?

    Of course, on the flip side, you've been decisively curb-stomped by every real contender you've played this season, and you have an avalanche of those same caliber teams coming for you in the post season (Sorry, no more 2-12 Kansas City Teams...) There's also the indisputable fact that Manning is like the anti-Cinderella in that he turns into Mark Sanchez once the play offs roll around. I mean, even the year he got gift wrapped his one lonely Superbowl ring he threw for only 3 touchdowns and 7 interceptions, but don't worry about any of that. I'm sure we can completely discount an entire career worth of unarguable statistics and have faith this year will be different.

    Oh, BTW, Gronk will be healthy. Despite having the #1 offense in the league, we haven't had the all but unguardable Gronk/Hernandez combination on the field together since the first five minutes of week #1.

    Isn't elite tight ends one of your glaring weaknesses?

    Well, don't worry about that. You looked decent against a broken down, injury riddled, Flacco lead Raven team, and beat a bunch of NFL bottom feeders. I'm sure your players are fully prepared for a ruthless barrage of top tier post-season competition. Unimpressively lumbering past teams like Oakland is real good practice for that kind of environment.

    Just keep reading praise-articles. They'll have a real big impact on the games.


    WEAK SMACK.

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    I dont have a problem with 12 year olds coming on here and running their mouths about their teams and talking shit. Hell...I've pretty much come to expect it from the majority of Pats fans. But, if they make an educated argument...I'm ok with it. Where this turd loses me is when he has the audacity to ne a fan of Brady and try to call out Manning as a cry-baby quarterback. That's where he loses me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day1BroncoFan View Post
    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoachChaz View Post
    I dont have a problem with 12 year olds coming on here and running their mouths about their teams and talking shit. Hell...I've pretty much come to expect it from the majority of Pats fans. But, if they make an educated argument...I'm ok with it. Where this turd loses me is when he has the audacity to ne a fan of Brady and try to call out Manning as a cry-baby quarterback. That's where he loses me.
    He lost me with the "Broncos are beating up on bottom feeders" crap. Maybe he hasn't looked at the Pats schedule

    Oh yeah, and the Pats actually lost to a bottom feeder...and it was a home game.
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    That doesn't even look like Brady slim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTE View Post
    That doesn't even look like Brady slim.
    It looks exactly like Brady.
    Quote Originally Posted by Day1BroncoFan View Post
    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....

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    Anyone else think this is OR back in disguise?

    NE, when the Pats lose do you take out your frustration by "banging chicks"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    It looks exactly like Brady.
    Yeah, and you look like Brad Pitt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTE View Post
    Yeah, and you look like Brad Pitt.
    OK, try this. Look at the gif again, only this time try to imagine a dick in his hand (instead of the bottle).

    I know, right? It's a dead ringer.
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    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTE View Post
    That doesn't even look like Brady slim.
    You're right. He wouldn't have the disgusted look on his face, just a big smile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    OK, try this. Look at the gif again, only this time try to imagine a dick in his hand (instead of the bottle).

    I know, right? It's a dead ringer.
    It didn't work. I can't get out of my head this image of how gay Peyton Manning looks in that Buick Verano.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTE View Post
    It didn't work. I can't get out of my head this image of how gay Peyton Manning looks in that Buick Verano.
    I am glad Peyton isn't dancing around in skinny jeans. That would be really gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NEPatriots View Post
    Nah. I've just always hated the Broncos. The Broncos are actually my first hate team. I hated Elway. I hate your old uniforms. I hate everything about your stupid team.

    I also hate Manning, because he's a cry baby, pouting, throw his own teammates under the bus, over entitled, treated like football royalty even though he sucks kinda' quarterback. And he's a Colt.

    So when you mix them all together into a giant epic fail it just makes humiliating you on national television all the more satisfying.

    What a letdown you are leading yourself up to when we kick you out of the playoffs....AGAIN. Shit, the suicide rate up there in BAHSTON is going to skyrocket. Viagra sales are going to flop in the month of February...no reason to keep it up and fap when Tommy Boy is sitting at home. Gronk will go dancing at some club and it will come out just how gay the dude really is. Welker will spit in Billy Boy's face and take a walk, never to be heard from again cause outside of NE he'll go back to being a 5'8 suck ass receiver. Or Wilfork will just stick him in his belllllay, flop on the ground and do the beached whale impression. Either way, I hope you have prepared yourself by buying stock in Kleenex and get some flood insurance, cause your man tears are about to get deep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTE View Post
    It didn't work. I can't get out of my head this image of how gay Peyton Manning looks in that Buick Verano.
    This should help....

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    Holy hell...now that's effing gay!

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    Even better that he sponsors and Oral product on that jersey

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