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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTruth View Post
    Crack rocks? haha. Why u have any?
    Maybe you can pick some up at your next gay bash.
    Quote Originally Posted by Day1BroncoFan View Post
    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....

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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    we call those dick sucking lips

    BTW the previous picture was completely evil and I vomited in my mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTruth View Post
    Crack rocks? haha. Why u have any?
    If I did, I'd consider selling them to you. ******* chicken heads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTruth View Post
    Crack rocks? haha. Why u have any?


    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
    Effing school zones suck. It's only a matter of time before I get nailed in one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis View Post
    I take the fat out of the pan once no longer hot, smear it all over my genitals, then enter consenting people with my tumescent member.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thnikkaman View Post
    If I did, I'd consider selling them to you. ******* chicken heads.
    Well, she doesn't have any money. That is why she is giving out $10 BJs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Day1BroncoFan View Post
    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....

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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    Well, she doesn't have any money. That is why she is giving out $10 BJs.
    I've seen her lips. I won't accept blow jobs for crack from her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thnikkaman View Post
    I've seen her lips. I won't accept blow jobs for crack from her.
    Thats what you say to keep appearance. You sound like you are in some classic denial

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTruth View Post
    Thats what you say to keep appearance. You sound like you are in some classic denial
    I think classic denial is an absolute. You are either in denial or you're not. No gray area here.

    Besides, I've seen your blue waffle. You're diseased.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thnikkaman View Post
    I think classic denial is an absolute. You are either in denial or you're not. No gray area here.

    Besides, I've seen your blue waffle. You're diseased.
    I paint my meat for sick puppies like you. And i remember you seeing my "waffle". This time i wont force you. This time i will not hold your head down. This time its mutual.

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    OMG. what is this all about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bronconut View Post
    OMG. what is this all about?
    U know exactly what its about. wanna join in Sailor?. We been kickin the idea of a third party around for some time.

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    Bullgator used to high five his own posts too.

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    Default Did he?

    Quote Originally Posted by SeeingRed View Post
    Bullgator used to high five his own posts too.
    And you can't forget him for it can you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTruth View Post
    I paint my meat for sick puppies like you. And i remember you seeing my "waffle". This time i wont force you. This time i will not hold your head down. This time its mutual.
    You paint your meat? Is this BBQ smack? What, are you going to smoke my pole?

    I'll brine you before I butterfly you then roast you over an open flame for 12 hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTruth View Post
    And you can't forget him for it can you?
    ...

    Outed...?

    Quote Originally Posted by Thnikkaman View Post
    You paint your meat? Is this BBQ smack? What, are you going to smoke my pole?

    I'll brine you before I butterfly you then roast you over an open flame for 12 hours.
    What does "I paint my meat" even mean?
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

    Quote Originally Posted by Buff View Post
    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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