Happy Birthday Mrs. BJ. Sorry for your loss.
On a more positive note, I would expect Joe to spend stacks of cash on you, because you're worth it. I think we here would all agree. He is a lucky man, and should show this with costly gifts and total devotion. Price no object, no expense spared.
You can tell him I said so. He'll know its true then.
“What fresh hell is this?”
"A man who picks a cat up by the tail learns something which he can learn in no other way." - Mark Twain
Listen. . .just because Joe doesn't know any better than to drink Coors Light doesn't mean that he deserves such a cheap-shot as this.
I am sure that his love and support of Mrs. BJ is quite enough. The Mrs. BJ I know is not so shallow as to be swayed by expensive gifts or the promise thereof. Nor is she swayed by younger, youthful looking men . . . even with full heads of hair. . .no for Mrs. BJ, love is quite blind . . .
Joe is a very handsome man, NTL. Most of us who are honest with ourselves have to admit to some admiration mixed with jealousy. He also had the good fortune to live at a time when bald guys are at the height of fashion.
This still doesn't mean he shouldn't lavish Earthly treasures on Mrs. BJ for her birthday, because he should. And your wife deserves those matching appliances too., so stop being cheap.
“What fresh hell is this?”
"A man who picks a cat up by the tail learns something which he can learn in no other way." - Mark Twain
Negative. I already have a wife; she is a very good wife, and not only is she used to my own quirks and crackpot-isms but a superb cook in the bargain. While Mrs BJ is very desirable to be sure, Mrs. D. is totally opposed to bigamy - and in very harsh terms, too. Plus I really like Joe and would never do a thing like that anyway.
“What fresh hell is this?”
"A man who picks a cat up by the tail learns something which he can learn in no other way." - Mark Twain
Well, no she hasn't. She thinks the whole message board thing is inexplicably silly. Its more an honest assessment on my part that she is better than any other deal I could get - on top of which its a proven fact she will put up with me.
But back to topic here, which is after all about the lovely Mrs. BJ, her birthday, and indirectly the lucky guy who gets to be her husband
“What fresh hell is this?”
"A man who picks a cat up by the tail learns something which he can learn in no other way." - Mark Twain
You guys are awesome!! Thanks for making me laugh!
Happy Birthday, baby.
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Happy B-Day Mrs. BJ. Sorry about the funeral. But yay for Heather on her eye candy.
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Happy birthday, you wonderful lady! I'm sorry to hear about your loss, but I hope Joe was up to brightening your spirits in that special way.
Just don't give us the details.
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"I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe
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