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    Default OaklandRaiders Smack Thread - merged because they are all the same anyway

    Bronco fans, what the hell?

    What the hell happened to your team? LOL, you fire your HOF coach for Josh McGoobers? LOL, you trade your Pro Bowl QB for Kyle "Neckbeard" Orton?

    That doesn't seem right. It seems right if you want to pick in the top 5, but not right if you want to compete with the Raiders, Chargers etc. etc.

    LMAO, Bronco fans...just tell me...how do you feel your offseason is going?

    If you reply and say "GREAT" you iz a liar

    ROFL, enjoy the cellar!
    Last edited by Dreadnought; 08-28-2009 at 09:22 AM.

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    As long as you guys keep Crypt keeper Al around, we won't need to worry about being in the cellar.
    "There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty."

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    Quote Originally Posted by OaklandRaider View Post
    Bronco fans, what the hell?

    What the hell happened to your team? LOL, you fire your HOF coach for Josh McGoobers? LOL, you trade your Pro Bowl QB for Kyle "Neckbeard" Orton?

    That doesn't seem right. It seems right if you want to pick in the top 5, but not right if you want to compete with the Raiders, Chargers etc. etc.

    LMAO, Bronco fans...just tell me...how do you feel your offseason is going?

    If you reply and say "GREAT" you iz a liar

    ROFL, enjoy the cellar!
    GREAT!

    Iz I a liars? LOLZ!

    I iz a good typist like youz. Youz musta went to Oakland publik edukation sistem. Have youz takenz the Prizon Showers clazz yet? LOL! Itz a reqwirement if youz want to be a Raiders fan, LOLZ!

    ...Listen. I know you are excited that you got a Dell laptop for your bar mitzvah, but you are not a man yet. Come back when you voice stops cracking and you can type a coherent sentence without using "text" language. Oh, wait, I'm talking to a Raiders fan here let me rephrase that in simpler terms:

    "Me Broncos Fan, you Raiders fan. Broncos good, Raiders bad. We have things like 'The Drive' and 'Orange Crush' which is awesome. You have 'Black Hole' which describes not only Raider fans head, but also favorite orifice to have violated by Broncos team every year."

    Take your weak smack talk and come back when you have a leg to stand on. Maybe we should just start at the bottom and never peek our heads above the cesspool like the Raiders and Chiefs do every year.

    P.S.

    LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OaklandRaider View Post
    Bronco fans, what the hell?

    What the hell happened to your team? LOL, you fire your HOF coach for Josh McGoobers? LOL, you trade your Pro Bowl QB for Kyle "Neckbeard" Orton?

    That doesn't seem right. It seems right if you want to pick in the top 5, but not right if you want to compete with the Raiders, Chargers etc. etc.

    LMAO, Bronco fans...just tell me...how do you feel your offseason is going?

    If you reply and say "GREAT" you iz a liar

    ROFL, enjoy the cellar!
    Why, we wouldn't DREAM of taking the cellar away from your girls. You look so good in there.

    Besides, The Corpse needs a place out of the sunlight during the day . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by OaklandRaider View Post
    Bronco fans, what the hell?

    What the hell happened to your team? LOL, you fire your HOF coach for Josh McGoobers? LOL, you trade your Pro Bowl QB for Kyle "Neckbeard" Orton?

    That doesn't seem right. It seems right if you want to pick in the top 5, but not right if you want to compete with the Raiders, Chargers etc. etc.

    LMAO, Bronco fans...just tell me...how do you feel your offseason is going?

    If you reply and say "GREAT" you iz a liar

    ROFL, enjoy the cellar!

    You iz?

    Get back to us when you can win at least 6 games again Mmmkay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OaklandRaider View Post
    Bronco fans, what the hell?

    What the hell happened to your team? LOL, you fire your HOF coach for Josh McGoobers? LOL, you trade your Pro Bowl QB for Kyle "Neckbeard" Orton?

    That doesn't seem right. It seems right if you want to pick in the top 5, but not right if you want to compete with the Raiders, Chargers etc. etc.

    LMAO, Bronco fans...just tell me...how do you feel your offseason is going?

    If you reply and say "GREAT" you iz a liar

    ROFL, enjoy the cellar!
    Silver'nBlackfan1 long time no see.

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    If we had ten consecutive(that means in a row) off-seasons as atrocious(that means bad) as you consider(that means think, you know that thing that makes your head hurt and usually ends with you staring in an episode of COPS as your caught hiding in a doghouse behind your neighbors trailer) this one, we would still be a juggernaut(really good) compared to the disaster(bad thing, like when you set the trailer park on fire when you got your mullet too close to the bong) that is the Raiders(crappy team).
    Let's Rid3!!!!

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    Hey Raiderguy, guess which team has been designated the worst drafting team of the past decade? I'll give you one guess, and your it rhymes with your username.

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    He's cute. Can we keep him?
    Quote Originally Posted by OaklandRaider View Post
    But what can you say to an intelligent Raider fan?

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    2008: 5-11
    2007: 4-12
    2006: 2-14
    2005: 4-12
    2004: 5-11
    2003: 4-12

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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    2008: 5-11
    2007: 4-12
    2006: 2-14
    2005: 4-12
    2004: 5-11
    2003: 4-12

    Now there is a committment to Excellence!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterShake View Post
    You have 'Black Hole' which describes not only Raider fans head, but also favorite orifice to have violated by Broncos team every year."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northman View Post
    Now there is a committment to Excellence!
    Excrement, not Excellence
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    Quote Originally Posted by OaklandRaider View Post
    Bronco fans, what the hell?

    What the hell happened to your team? LOL, you fire your HOF coach for Josh McGoobers? LOL, you trade your Pro Bowl QB for Kyle "Neckbeard" Orton?

    That doesn't seem right. It seems right if you want to pick in the top 5, but not right if you want to compete with the Raiders, Chargers etc. etc.

    LMAO, Bronco fans...just tell me...how do you feel your offseason is going?

    If you reply and say "GREAT" you iz a liar

    ROFL, enjoy the cellar!


    Darius Heyward-Bey over Percy Harvin, Jeremy Maclin and Michael Crabtree...

    it doesnt get any better then that.

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