Lmao,
Poor DS. I havent seen him get this riled up in a while. Leave it too the OP to get the flames brewing again.
LMAO!!
Sorry ass Bronco fans
Wanna know what's funny? The Raiders have been the worst and BEST team in the AFC West this past decade. The other three teams? They haven't done ish.
LOL, see Bronco fans smack would actually have some MEANING if their pathetic team actually did something. But after the worst collapse in recent memory? You can't say ish to Raider fans, or to any other fans in the NFL.
ESPECIALLY after what's been going on this offseason in Dungver.
Jay Cutler? Gone. Mike Shanahan? Gone. Brandon Marshall? That boy finna be suspended again. Your pathetic defense? LMAO, switcthing to the 34 defense with NO personal fits at all.
Bronco fans, it's okay to cry at night. Your team is being ran by a kid. Josh McDaniels is freaking running your team. LMAO!! He goes from being a waterboy on the Patriots, to being the freaking head coach/GM of the Donkeys! How sad!
Let's take a look at how our team stack against one another since the draft is over. Mkay?
JaMarcus Russell > Kyle Orton - ROFL, Kyle Orton! Go back to Purdue, scrub.
DMC/Bush/Fargas > Knowshon Moreno/Lamont Jordon/JJ Arrington - LOL, seriously DOnkey fans. It's not even a competition
DHB/JLH/Chaz Schilens/Javon Walker/Louis Murphy = Royal/Stokely/Gaffney/McKinley Brandon "I pimp slap my Girlfriend" Marshall will be suspended. So that fool don't count!
Oakland's Oline < Denvers Oline You guys have a decent oline. Congrats. Too bad we can't say the same for the rest of the team!
Zach Miller > Tony Sheffler - LMAO, do I even have to?....Didn't think so
Raiders Dline > Donkeys Dline - Nobody fits in the 34 of your defense. Expect to finish last in rush Defense, on the real
Thomas Howard/Kirk Morrison/Ricky Brown > DJ Williams/?/? - LOL. Isn't that sad? I don't even know who the other scrubs are that you call linebackers
Nnamdi Asomugha/Chris Johnson/Michael Mitchell/Michael Huff/Tyvon Branch > Donkeys secondary - Brian Dawkins is old as hell. Andre Goodman is a scrub. Miami didnt even attempt to resign the bust, same goes for Reynaldo Hill. Alphonso Smith is a slow midget that will get burned in the NFL. DHB go deep!
Putting Donkey fans in their place is what I do.
Owned.
Last edited by OaklandRaider; 05-02-2009 at 11:20 PM.
I agree. Lets leave some cheese by his hole and when he comes out after his nap tonight he can snack on it.
Strange how he only posts once a day. His mom must be on the computer the rest of the time tracking down Beanie Babies on Ebay. I like to think his real name is Wesley.
I can hear it now and will recount the story via a little play I just wrote called OaklandRaider's Day:
The End.Wesley (aka OaklandRaider): "Ma! Get off the computer, I gotta lay some truth on these donkey fans!"
Mom: "Wesley, you know I've been looking for the Jerry Garcia Beanie for 2 years now. Why don't you play Xstation?"
Wesley: "Mom, its Xbox, not Xstation! Plus I'm bored of pwning fools on Madden 07 all day. They all suck."
Mom: "Well, Wesley, I'm sorry but you'll just have to wait. I'm in a bidding war with Barbara from Michigan and I'll be damned if that bitch gets the last Jerry Garcia Beanie Baby!"
Wesley: "BUT MOM!..."
Mom: "No buts Wesley! Now, I've cut up some hot dogs and put them in some mac and cheese like you like. Go warm them up in the microwave and watch Judge Judy."
Wesley: "Fine....Have you seen my Ganon Jersey? I want to wear it to school tomorrow."
Mom: "Its in the dryer with your socks. Speaking of young man, you are missing at least one sock for every pair! Also, have you seen my Victoria's Secret Catalog? I swear, every time that catalog comes in your socks go missing... its the strangest thing..."
Wesley: "Uhhh..."
Mom: "Oh, Wesley. You've 'discovered' yourself, haven't you? I knew this day would come. Its nothing to be ashamed of..."
Wesley: "Mom, I don't want to talk about it. Its embarassing!"
Mom: "Wesley, I know its embarassing, but its also natural."
Wesley: "No, its not natural... the kids at school say I'll go blind."
Mom: "Wesley, judging by the number of socks that are missing, your eyes should have fallen out by now if that was true."
Wesley: "I guess your right mom, thanks for being so cool about it. I'm gonna go eat my mac and cheese now!"
Mom: "You go right ahead. I'll be done at 10pm and you can talk smack to your donkey friends then. Oh, and Wesley?"
Wesley: "Yeah, mom?"
Mom: "Wash your hands before you eat."
LOL. It's cute that you wrote all that, seriously. Thanks for sharing your life story with us.
But let's not get off topic, okay? This topic is about Laughing at the Broncos and their ineptness. So if you want to post about you and your mom, then do it somewhere else, champ!
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